Access Threatened!

Not that this happens at MP.com.

Hank Caylor wrote: Oh I can't wait to judge someone for admitting that!

Ok, I'm secure enough to say that I would LOVE to be out west, running laps up & down those grand desert towers with my wife, or anyone else who decided to join in on the fun. Quite frankly, I'm getting a bit bored with these stubby granite domes in the SE. Laurel Knob is the only thing big enough to satiate my needs around here anymore:)

I don't get it. Are you guys talking about climbing or what?

Solid gold.

Access threatened sounds a little dramatic...Sounds a little more like your neighbor asking you not to cut across the grass.

Doing what she asks = access not threatened.

Why not just find a different, less impactful way to your favorite climb?

Make an activist documentary, name drop fifty time times, and make sure to put yourself as the centerpiece for which there would be no success without your benevolent effort. And, name drop another fifty times.

I've given this a lot of thought and I think I have a solution. Can you hide a go-pro somewhere near the crack and take video of an unannounced impromptu ascent? If you edited it properly and had Timmy O'neal do the narration, I'm sure the land manager would appreciate it the same way you do.

nicelegs wrote:If you edited it properly and had Timmy O'neal do the narration, I'm sure the land manager would appreciate it the same way you do.

I'd actually image a narration by Isaac Hayes would be more appropriate.