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Tyler Newcomb
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Nov 27, 2013
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New York, New York | Boston
· Joined Dec 2012
· Points: 81
The parking garage ascent was intense. No ropes above 60 ft?!?!?!!??!? Was literally laughing for 10 min and someone was like "what's wrong with you"
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ERolls
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Nov 27, 2013
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Custer, SD
· Joined Jun 2006
· Points: 90
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saguaro sandy
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Nov 27, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Oct 2013
· Points: 140
The dude with a walker would make a nice trad mentor actually. You may even inherit his rack!
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Jon Zucco
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Nov 27, 2013
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Denver, CO
· Joined Aug 2008
· Points: 245
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Eric Albers
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Nov 27, 2013
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Bath, NY
· Joined May 2010
· Points: 25
What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a climbing guide?......
A large cheese pizza can feed a family of 4.
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EugeneK
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Nov 27, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Sep 2011
· Points: 95
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cstorms
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Dec 1, 2013
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North Bend, OR
· Joined Mar 2006
· Points: 1,170
bruce Mcintosh wrote:what is chris sharma's favorite car? Passsatt hahaha best one yet
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goingUp
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Dec 3, 2013
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over here
· Joined Apr 2013
· Points: 30
whats the difference between a hockey player and a girl from boulder???? generally hockey players change their pads after three periods... OOOHHHHH!
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Nate Solnit
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Dec 3, 2013
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Bath, NH
· Joined May 2013
· Points: 0
Ethan Newman wrote:How many Boulderites does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One: they just hold the bulb up, and the world revolves around them. I heard this one about surgeons originally
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goingUp
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Dec 3, 2013
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over here
· Joined Apr 2013
· Points: 30
why is a girlfriend who climbs so hard to find? cuz all the good ones are either taken or handicapped!
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Chris I
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Dec 3, 2013
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Fort Collins, CO
· Joined Nov 2007
· Points: 90
bruce Mcintosh wrote:what is chris sharma's favorite car? Passsatt This is hilarious! Sound it out in your head in Sharma voice for full value.
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goingUp
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Dec 23, 2013
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over here
· Joined Apr 2013
· Points: 30
goingUp wrote:why is a girlfriend who climbs so hard to find? cuz all the good ones are either taken or handicapped! hahaha, this doesnt even make sense,... -the joke is "why is finding a girlfirend who climbs like finding a parking space? ... b/c all the good ones are either taken or handicapped." (i must have been wastedwhen i posted that)
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Shawn Heath
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Dec 23, 2013
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Forchheim, DE
· Joined May 2008
· Points: 28,380
^^^What's funny is it took you three weeks to notice it!
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Mikey Seaman
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Jan 24, 2014
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Boise, ID
· Joined Sep 2010
· Points: 5
The Flying Dutchman wrote: ...For the sake of the argument. Sport climbers are whiney little number chasing vegans who train in the gym and complain non stop about their lack of skin and pulled finger pullies...As far as boulderers go, IDK WTF the point of this is all about, but, maybe that's because I don't listen to techno music nor sleep with me precious La Sportive Solutions tucked safely under my pillow at night LOL. I got a buddy who wears his new climbing shoes while sitting on the couch, just looking at them and feeling how tightly crammed his black toenails are. What's the difference between a climber chick and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't hang around your campsite for weeks after you dump a load in it.
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EricF
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Jan 24, 2014
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San Francisco
· Joined May 2012
· Points: 120
At any crag or campsite: Soo where are you guys from? Colorado Where is that? Never heard of it? What? Really? Is that in the states? Have you ever been to Salt Lake? I love it there
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amarius
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Jan 28, 2014
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Nowhere, OK
· Joined Feb 2012
· Points: 20
Q: What do you call a brah hugging two slopers? A: Booby trap.
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Guy Keesee
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Jan 28, 2014
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Moorpark, CA
· Joined Mar 2008
· Points: 349
Not exacly climbing but it made me chuckle.....
I got into troubble the other day when I got on the elevator at work.... A rather large brested woman got on too.... She said: Please press one... I did.
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Mitch
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Jan 28, 2014
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Chattanooga, TN
· Joined Oct 2013
· Points: 95
Ethan Newman wrote:How many Boulderites does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One: they just hold the bulb up, and the world revolves around them. For 30 seconds, then we get pumped out.
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Sam Lightner, Jr.
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Jan 28, 2014
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Lander, WY
· Joined Apr 2006
· Points: 2,732
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FrankPS
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Jan 28, 2014
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Atascadero, CA
· Joined Nov 2009
· Points: 276
Warning: This is not a climbing joke, but I heard it today and thought it was good. A Priest was about to finish his Missionary tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, in their language, when he realizes that the one thing he never really taught them much was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." The chief looks and grunts, "Rock." The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly says, "Man riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both. The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way? And the chief replied, My bike."
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