Good Climbing jokes
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How do you know it's ice climbing season in Canada? |
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What does Vivica Jones and a bad rash have in common? They're BOTH annoying as hell. |
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"if all else fails, just dyno" |
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must....keep.....thread....alive! |
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The Flying Dutchman wrote: Any trad climber can climb at his trad lead level on any bolted rout. Take a sport climber, put him at his limit on a trad climb, and you are guaranteed to see him freeze up and shit his pants. Grade for grade, trad packs a bigger punch.What bloody nonsense. Oh sorry, this is a joke thread. |
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^^^true, trad climbing is just like top roping...or you just have to be in denial....like all the time. |
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Best ones so far are the light bulb ones toward the beginning, ones regarding bouldering and Boulderites...funny! |
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My favorite was the passat joke. |
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Q:How many boulderers does it take to send a V7 in the gym?
------------ Dissatisfied with his smarts, a man went into a store to buy a new brain. In the store he found a jar labeled: "Trad Climber Brain: $100." Another said "Sport Climber Brain: $500." A third jar said "Boulderer brain: $10,000." The man asked the salesman why the boulderer brain was so expensive. The salesman exclaimed "Because it's never been used!"
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People who climb, but bash sub-genres of climbing. Now that's the real joke. |
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I like the one about the brains! |
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MP threads these days. |
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The funniest part is calling it all climbing. |
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i once climbed 2 miles at level 7 on the stair master in the 24 hr fitness at colorado and alameda with a steady heart rate of 140 bpm. I had to stop early because it looked like rain, so I ran to the covered bus stop so I could catch the 3. Almost epiced. |
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Jon Zucco wrote:i once climbed 2 miles at level 7 on the stair master in the 24 hr fitness at colorado and alameda with a steady heart rate of 140 bpm. I had to stop early because it looked like rain, so I ran to the covered bus stop so I could catch the 3. Almost epiced.Some dude here epics at skate parks ...like all the time! That's siiiick! |
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That's the word on the streets... |
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I think I just got the Passsatt joke. Carry on... |
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I hear something more like this: |
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Funny ^^^! |