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You know youre a climber when you participate in unwarranted shit talking on the MP forums. |
Woodson wrote:You aspire to live in a van.We all have our dreams! |
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you spend more time packing for a two day climb than you do for a two week vacation |
Damienn wrote:you spend more time packing for a two day climb than you do for a two week vacation multiple strangers have pictures of you pooping into plastic bags all of your belongings fit into your car, which is also your house you have been pissed on by your good friends on several ocassionsThree out of four of these also apply to being a down on your luck prostitute ;) |
Damienn wrote:you spend more time packing for a two day climb than you do for a two week vacation multiple strangers have pictures of you pooping into plastic bags all of your belongings fit into your car, which is also your house you have been pissed on by your good friends on several ocassions..I always wondered if dignity is gone on a wall...I guess it is. You must be a climber if you open a climbing gear bag and the minute you smell it your palms start sweating. |
Jason Halladay wrote:The nurse or lab technician is super psyched about your forearm veins when you go to have blood drawn.Truth, no one has ever came close to missing mine. |
Jason Halladay wrote:The nurse or lab technician is super psyched about your forearm veins when you go to have blood drawn.Climbers don't just have big pulsating veins in their forearms,,,......./;-) |
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if you can't watch a climbing video without your palms sweating |
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You buy ibuprofin in 500 tab bottles, and know which pharmacies stock it. |
jonathan.lipkin wrote:You buy ibuprofin in 500 tab bottles, and know which pharmacies stock it.AND know just when it goes on sale each month too!!! One bottle in the backpack, one in the car glovebox, also in your overnight ditty bag kept in the tent. Chew 'em up like Flintstone vitamins. |
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...you meticulously pack your kit for the day's adventure then forget half your gear at the crag!!! |
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...you never posted on Mountain Project. |
Woodchuck ATC wrote: AND know just when it goes on sale each month too!!! One bottle in the backpack, one in the car glovebox, also in your overnight ditty bag kept in the tent. Chew 'em up like Flintstone vitamins.It's bad for your kindeys and causes constipation. In your advanced age Woodchuck you should be concerned about the latter. |
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you think youre also a professional photographer. |
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gone climb'n |
The Stoned Master wrote:you think youre also a professional photographer. For some reason climbers (obviously not everyone, im stereotyping) think that climbing = them being professional and interesting photographers...^^ <-------Guilty. Your main concern with the Gov't Shutdown is the closing of the climbing destination you're headed to. |
Ball wrote:if you can't watch a climbing video without your palms sweatingYou're a climber if you think climbing movies suck. |
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The only movie out your interested in seeing is reel rock |
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When you ask "wanna bust some moves on my woody later?", but really you're just wondering if a gal wants to climb your homemade bouldering wall. |
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90% of all my climbing pics are of a dude's ass and I am not even gay. |
