Just give me the hammer

The BanHammer that is. Just give it to me. I'm reading MP several times daily, more than the mods, and I'm quite aware of who the trolls are.

Give me the power to temporarily and permanently disable a user. I offer to do this for free.

Trolls are gone. Assholes are gone.

People with differing opinions are fine.

I'll clean this place up. Generic Human, I'm coming for you.

I second Mr. Legs' suggestion.

+1

I vote he gets the hammer for 24 hours.

Trolling is part of online forums. If you're too sensitive to handle it, go bitch about it to your hair dresser.

Abram Herman wrote: You are SO cool.

Oooh he got you good, I bet his dad could probably beat up your dad also! I haven't heard the "at least Im not" line since grade school. I like your hat, flavaaaa flaveeee!!

$20 says it ain't happening...all the remaining forum mods are pompous fools; they aren't gonna share their little power with anybody else.

I can think of at least 3 individuals (including the one specifically mentioned) whose conduct and comments over the past week or so could be described as deplorable and completely unacceptable; comments go way beyond violating Guideline #1.

Trolling will always be there, true. But accountability exists as well - give 'em the hammer!

Is nice legs the old johnl returned...? If so then he understands humor, understands trolling, and generally gets it, and should have ban hammer privileges for 1 week.

nicelegs wrote:The BanHammer that is. Just give it to me. I'm reading MP several times daily, more than the mods, and I'm quite aware of who the trolls are. Give me the power to temporarily and permanently disable a user. I offer to do this for free. Trolls are gone. Assholes are gone. People with differing opinions are fine. I'll clean this place up. Generic Human, I'm coming for you.

ScoRo wrote:I can think of at least 3 individuals (including the one specifically mentioned) whose conduct and comments over the past week or so could be described as deplorable and completely unacceptable; comments go way beyond violating Guideline #1. Trolling will always be there, true. But accountability exists as well - give 'em the hammer!

I absolutely agree with the travelling hammer idea. I can unleash holy justice for a while but soon, I'll be really busy.

Give me the power!!

nicelegs wrote:I absolutely agree with the travelling hammer idea. I can unleash holy justice for a while but soon, I'll be really busy. Give me the power!!

David Appelhans wrote: He'll finally get a girlfriend again!

Can I volunteer to throw the cat-nip down?

Hahaha this is great. +1 for nicelegs!

You guys need to go climb something. Work off some excess energy.

trolls make this place interesting. they make me laugh as much as they infuriate me

Starts thread about policing trolls... gets trolled.

David Sahalie wrote:Starts thread about policing trolls... gets trolled.