Good Climbing jokes

How do you tell it's springtime in Indian Creek?

The license plates turn green.

not exactly climbing related, but a good joke nonetheless.

What's the difference between a female raft guide and a catfish?

One's wet, smells funny, and has whiskers. And the other is a catfish.

Wilderness First Responder:

"I'm not a real doctor, I just play one on outings"

What do you call a climber who has recently become divorced or has been dumped?

Homeless

golfer vs climber

Joseph DeGaetano wrote:What do you call a climber who has recently become divorced or has been dumped? Homeless

Or maybe after a little more devoted?

Here's a good joke: sport climbing.

Tyler Tylerson wrote:Here's a good joke: sport climbing.

Lol live it. Trad all the way!

How cute, two Tyler's who collectively are too weak to climb a moderate alpine route, telling us how weak sport climbing is.

Maybe that's the joke.

nicelegs wrote:How cute, two Tyler's who collectively are too weak to climb a moderate alpine route, telling us how weak sport climbing is. Maybe that's the joke.

Checkout this keyboard hero, now that's a joke right there!

nicelegs wrote:How cute, two Tyler's who collectively are too weak to climb a moderate alpine route, telling us how weak sport climbing is. Maybe that's the joke.

Best joke yet, and the only one that made me laugh. Keep 'em coming!

Tyler Tylerson wrote: Checkout this keyboard hero, now that's a joke right there!

Fair enough, you are the man. I was wrong to suggest otherwise.

For my own self improvement and to help me set goals, could you please elaborate on some of the traditional things you've climbed? I need some mid week inspiration.

nicelegs wrote:How cute, two Tyler's who collectively are too weak to climb a moderate alpine route, telling us how weak sport climbing is. Maybe that's the joke.

And that's because in trad climbing you don't just run up a route brag about how hard it was clip these bolts and complain about a runout: as if you have to worry that your last peice is sketchy. And maybe it is funny how there are two Tyler's who are smart enough to know real climbing

Tyler Newcomb wrote: And that's because in trad climbing you don't just run up a route brag about how hard it was clip these bolts and complain about a runout: as if you have to worry that your last peice is sketchy. And maybe it is funny how there are two Tyler's who are smart enough to know real climbing

I'm so sorry. I was too harsh. I'm trapped inside today and want to climb big trad routes instead. Could you give me a list of some of the amazing things I know you've climbed recently, so I have something to aspire to?

nicelegs wrote: Fair enough, you are the man. I was wrong to suggest otherwise. For my own self improvement and to help me set goals, could you please elaborate on some of the traditional things you've climbed? I need some mid week inspiration.

Tyler, we could all use some inspiration. Time to post up or shut up.

two words: dry tooling

Buff Johnson wrote:golfer vs climber

One goes whack...Shit, the other goes Shit...Whack

Joke:

Question: How do you turn a MP thread on climbing jokes into an argument on trad vs. sport?

Answer: Do nothing. All MP threads turn into an argument on trad vs. sport.

The golf one is funny!

How can you tell Santa is a climbing bum? He's got a beard, always wears the same clothes, and only works one day a year.