Wanted- design ideas for MP "Rock Police" tshirt

I was thinking
"Mountain Project Rock Police" on the front and
"Beat it nOOb" on the back.

Must be some less hostile suggestions out there. I think reading the Gunks TR thread is stirring up repressed memories.

my guess is MP may not approve of their logo or name on a shirt that denounces 'noobs....as much as we love to rip on them here on so many posts.....posting it out on a shirt may be a bit too much for them to accept.

I want a shirt that says, "NO BETA!"

This to hopefully keep unsolicited direction at bay.

"Got Buff Johnson?"

Woodchuck ATC wrote:my guess is MP may not approve of their logo or name on a shirt that denounces 'noobs....as much as we love to rip on them here on so many posts.....posting it out on a shirt may be a bit too much for them to accept.

Bunch of spoilsports....

how about "yer gonna die!"

C'mon... If it's anything even remotely related to a rock "police" shirt, it needs to have a picture of Locker on the front and "Don't loose yer shit" on the back!

rogerbenton wrote:I want a shirt that says, "NO BETA!" This to hopefully keep unsolicited direction at bay.

I used to keep water balloons in my chalk bag. My pals would warn sprayers once casually and then once, maybe twice, more urgently:
"I really don't think he wants the beta and you never know what might happen..."
And then pull up their hoods and wait.
Yeah, I could spray right back.

Tony B wrote: I used to keep water balloons in my chalk bag. My pals would warn sprayers once casually and then once, maybe twice, more urgently: "I really don't think he wants the beta and you never know what might happen..." And then pull up their hoods and wait.

Brilliant!

It's spelled n00b.

Tug wrote:It's spelled n00b.

Wow, news to me. Guess you can learn something worthwhile on MP!

Locker wrote:"Bunch of spoilsports.... how about "yer gonna die!"" Wayyyyyyyyyy too late!

OK, I'm gonna want to order up one of those shirts soon!!!

Whatever you come up with, just DON'T use the knew
Cowlowrado symbol. . . the scary green triangle with a C in it!

The front: "Oh, you need the number for Rock and Resole?"
The back: "Have you ever used fucking google?"

because fuck you, that's why