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SavageMarmot
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Aug 4, 2013
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Nederland, CO
· Joined Jul 2012
· Points: 190
I'm a pastor in Colorado Springs and I need an experienced mercenary team to retrieve some hostages in Burma. Jackaninnies need not apply. Preference given to UK operatives, others will be evaluated on a case by case basis. Pay: DOE + 50k P.S. Access to nitro a plus in case of crevice rescue. Team must include one demolition expert, one sniper and one guy that's really good with knives and stuff.
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Tico
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Aug 4, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Feb 2006
· Points: 0
Anybody worth their operator beard knows that it has to be a chick what's good wif knives.
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SavageMarmot
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Aug 4, 2013
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Nederland, CO
· Joined Jul 2012
· Points: 190
I like your spelling, you're hired. Be at Nip & Tuck with babes & a white rose in your harness. I'll be in touch...
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Tom-onator
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Aug 4, 2013
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trollfreesociety
· Joined Feb 2010
· Points: 790
Do you have room for a cook? I make a mean powdered sugar doughnut and gummy worms omelet for breakfast. I've also held a Burmese python once before!
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M Mobley
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Aug 4, 2013
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Bar Harbor, ME
· Joined Mar 2006
· Points: 911
I'm good with a utility knife, sledgehammers and bb guns
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Woodchuck ATC
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Aug 4, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Nov 2007
· Points: 3,280
Medical staff? I've got a 25 yr. expired EMT certificate...and experience in base camp defense from rabid animals with assorted weapons.
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Buff Johnson
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Aug 4, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Dec 2005
· Points: 1,145
I've got a Red Baron Snoopy coffee cup
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John Lewis Ziegler
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Aug 4, 2013
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Westminster, CO
· Joined May 2010
· Points: 85
I did my PHD on detonations and I'll look super rad on camera if you wanna make it into a movie? Sound good?
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MHLeitch
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Aug 4, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Mar 2013
· Points: 30
I have the number to rock n resole. Sounds like we have a decent crew.
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Brendan Blanchard
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Aug 4, 2013
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Oct 2010
· Points: 590
SavageMarmot wrote:Access to nitro a plus in case of crevice rescue. It's actually crevasse. I can only imagine what you would be doing with nitroglycerin in a crevice of sorts.
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Buff Johnson
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Aug 5, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Dec 2005
· Points: 1,145
Being that Burma is most noted for its glaciated peaks.
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Tom-onator
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Aug 5, 2013
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trollfreesociety
· Joined Feb 2010
· Points: 790
Small crevice + a little nitro = instant offwidth. I'll be swinging by REI later this morning to cash my dividend in on some pellet shot for my wrist rocket. Then I'll be good to go...
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chuffnugget
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Aug 5, 2013
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Bolder, CO
· Joined Sep 2011
· Points: 0
Dammit, this discrimination against jackaninies needs to stop. Fyi, we jackaninies can, and will, go. .... Full Retard.
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Doug Meneke
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Aug 5, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Apr 2013
· Points: 10
I have a loaded weapon. I usually use it to stab the wife repeatedly. However, she's not dead yet. Guess I'll have to try again;).
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Dankasaurus
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Aug 5, 2013
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Lyons, CO
· Joined Jul 2012
· Points: 85
I'm the Donnie Donowitz of raccoon killing. You can do so much with a Louisville slugger and a headlamp.
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Rick Blair
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Aug 5, 2013
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Denver
· Joined Oct 2007
· Points: 266
I have a pith helmet and I will eat almost anything. I won't tip anyone off when we are asked to eat monkey or puppy..... as long as its fresh.
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Ryan Kempf
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Aug 5, 2013
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Jul 2011
· Points: 371
Jake Jones wrote:If not, pink-misting some poor Burmese bastard after trekking ungodly distances with all those bugs and sweat and blisters doesn't sound like my idea of a good time. I "Pink-Misted" the shit out of a Holiday Inn last night..... So ya know I'm good fer it! Will eat monkey/puppy/baby as needed.
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