What is the best way to get weak?
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For years I was looking to shed the climbing strength I had built up. It wasn't ginormous to start with, but I've had some serious success reaching my goal. |
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Drink and smoke. |
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I suggest getting a job. Behind a desk if possible. That way back pain and inflexibility are valid excuses to quit early; or better yet not even go out to the crag. Nothings screams "I'm weak" like a fat paycheck and a beer belly. |
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Tear knee cartilage when youre 15. |
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Taper, Baby, Taper....frequent rest days...lots of rest and relaxation....join a gym and go soak in the hot tub. Beyond that...get married, have kids, and get some debt...that should get you weaker than a new kitten. |
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Get other hobbies that aren't as physical , but still take up lots of time and money . I suggest 4 wheelin ' |
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Have Kids ... they will suck the climbing strength out of you ;) |
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Best way to get weak. |
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No way Ben! |
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Hamlet73 wrote:Have Kids ... they will suck the climbing strength out of you ;)singular or plural its true. I like to call it breeding future rope guns cause I'll need it. |
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Meth. |
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Stout and Gout. I get winded when I run to the restroom during a commercial. |
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Steve Bond wrote:For years I was looking to shed the climbing strength I had built up. It wasn't ginormous to start with, but I've had some serious success reaching my goal. For me, I went back to grad school, got married, had two kids and got a check list for things to do to the house. What did you do to get weaker and rid yourself of grip strength or just all around muscle tone? Looking for ideas because unfortunately I am re-motivated and starting to go to the gym.May I recommend an overuse injury? Try this plan: Selectively remember how incredibly rad and awesome you were in your twenties, then set yourself up with a brutal training regime to get back to a level of fitness you might never have actually attained in your earlier life. You should hear some "pop" sounds on your first hard session at the gym. Top it off with a bitterly gobbled amuse-bouche of a half dozen cinnamon rolls at Lamar's. This has been my plan for quite a few years. Works well! |
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Having a kid has been working out great for me so far. I have not been this weak since I was one myself. |
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Get a job at a grocery store that gives you 20 % discount and then tell them you can work every weekend. |
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The simplest way is to just grow older. Once past 75, the decrease in strength and ability occurs without any of the difficult measures suggested so far in this thread. Even so, I would be remiss not to mention that the time spent on elder care and grandchildren accelerates the process. |
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Become a Republican or Libertarian. |
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Christian wrote:Become a Republican or Libertarian.Yep - the dems are already "Weak" |
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Love will make you weak, be it for man, woman, child, or beast. Stay strong; love nothing save your own ferocity and burl. |
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