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safetyfourth
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Jun 17, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Mar 2013
· Points: 20
An 8 year old flashes your project.
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William Sonoma
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Jun 17, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Dec 2012
· Points: 3,550
You realize (possibly abruptly) that you and your partner both have different deas of what's safe and what's not.
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Tom Mulholland
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Jun 17, 2013
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#1 Cheese Producing State!
· Joined Apr 2010
· Points: 50
You realize that your partner didn't have you on belay for the whole last pitch. (happened to a friend of mine)
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Greg D
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Jun 17, 2013
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Here
· Joined Apr 2006
· Points: 883
...you fart at a belay and you get more than you expected.
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Andy Laakmann
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Jun 17, 2013
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Bend, OR
· Joined Jan 2001
· Points: 1,990
Greg D wrote:...you fart at a belay and you get more than you expected. Also known as... the "gamble and lose".
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Greg D
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Jun 17, 2013
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Here
· Joined Apr 2006
· Points: 883
Andy Laakmann wrote: Also known as... the "gamble and lose". also know as the "Shart".
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germsauce Epstein
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Jun 17, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Jun 2010
· Points: 55
you realize more than two shakes isn't always playing with it, and probably would have been a good idea.
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Allen Sanderson
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Jun 17, 2013
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On the road to perdition
· Joined Jul 2007
· Points: 1,203
When your partner comes up and wakes you up at the belay while you have them on belay.
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Brendan Blanchard
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Jun 17, 2013
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Oct 2010
· Points: 590
You watch a very shaky climbing video, someone complains about how shaky it is, and the poster justifies the shaky video by saying they were belaying, so the footage is pretty good considering...
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mtoensing
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Jun 17, 2013
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AZ
· Joined Feb 2006
· Points: 705
You find out that guy she is climbing with is actually her boyfriend
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Chase Leoncini
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Jun 17, 2013
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San Diego, CA
· Joined Aug 2012
· Points: 297
"Hey! You got me!?" "What!?" "I'm gonna come on you!" ....giggity.
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NC Rock Climber
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Jun 17, 2013
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The Oven, AKA Phoenix
· Joined Dec 2009
· Points: 60
When you are done climbing for the day and ready to sit down in the car and your partner asks you to sit on a folded towel because there is a shit stain on the seat of your pants.
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Chase Leoncini
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Jun 17, 2013
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San Diego, CA
· Joined Aug 2012
· Points: 297
NC Rock Climber wrote:When you are done climbing for the day and ready to sit down in the car and your partner asks you to sit on a folded towel because there is a shit stain on the seat of your pants. When you pee a little reading this.
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Larry S
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Jun 17, 2013
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Easton, PA
· Joined May 2010
· Points: 872
...your partner has to climb around/over/behind you at a tiny belay ledge. So you flatten yourself against the wall to let him pass and he pauses behind you and whispers in your ear "just let it go..."
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Jtorres
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Jun 17, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Feb 2012
· Points: 115
you're belaying the wife and hear the guy next to you yell up to his partner "untie and thread it through the hanger. I'll lower you!" (solo'd up to him where he had been stuck for 30 min bc he clipped the hanger end biner on the draw and his knot had passed through along with a good portion of his shirt and shorts when I assume??? he got sketched and asked for a take and his buddy pulled him off the wall. Was a real clusterfu**) as I was headed up after him pissed as all hell I realized he had been crying on me on the way up
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Tom Mulholland
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Jun 17, 2013
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#1 Cheese Producing State!
· Joined Apr 2010
· Points: 50
Jtorres wrote:(solo'd up to him where he had been stuck for 30 min bc he clipped the hanger end biner on the draw and his knot had passed through along with a good portion of his shirt and shorts when I assume??? he got sketched and asked for a take and his buddy pulled him off the wall. Was a real clusterfu**) Please explain this more, as it sounds amazing, but I don't picture the situation.
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JesseT
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Jun 17, 2013
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Portland, OR
· Joined May 2011
· Points: 100
...you go for that high step and split your pants.
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ROC
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Jun 17, 2013
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Denver, CO
· Joined Feb 2003
· Points: 155
You are taking a pee at the top of a pitch thinking you are being careful and your partner below you yells up, "Dude, your camelback is leaking!"
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kilonot
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Jun 17, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Jan 2012
· Points: 0
Locker wrote:You sneeze and a booger shoots out of your nose on a first date. (Actually happened to me) Bonus points if it landed in her dish, on her food, on the table in front of her! X 3 if it hit her. X 10 if it hit her in the face.
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Jtorres
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Jun 17, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Feb 2012
· Points: 115
Tom Mulholland wrote: Please explain this more, as it sounds amazing, but I don't picture the situation. Exactly. I'd never seen such a cluster fu** either. He clipped into the hanger side biner somehow. I have no clue how he did this and he couldn't tell me what he did as he didn't have a clue how he did it. His knot was about 8 inches from his harness and slipped through the biner. I can only assume he was above this piece and scared so he asked for a take- which then his buddy took out as much slack as possible to make him feel comfortable..which is prob how his knot ended up pulling through the biner where he hung. Along with his knot was a portion of his shirt making it more of a mess. He tried for 30 min to free himself but couldn't manage.
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Mike Lane
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Jun 17, 2013
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AnCapistan
· Joined Jan 2006
· Points: 880
When you're about halfway up a route and hear a friend say to your wife "Uh, Suzanne, he's not really on belay when you do that"
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