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Looking for dirtbag lawn camping Golden / Boulder / Estes

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PalisadePete · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 0

Hi,

I'm looking for a place to crash for a month or so along the frontrange where I may focus on climbing. Ideally I would like to backyard camp & pay to access kitchen.

I'd live in the Eldo for my whole life if I could, but the police state we live in would have me arrested as soon as I set up a tent anywhere near there. Maybe they just haven't heard of Woody Guthrie "this land is your land." Since I don't want to be forced into an illegal lifestyle, I'm hoping to run the situation as positively as I can.

About me: I love gettin rad but not so rad I stay out all night & get too hungover to climb. Rad in the sense that I love to combine sports. Biking to Eldo / the Park makes the climbs so much more amazing! I enjoy alpine, trad, sport, bouldering, cardio, strength, slab, OW... Favorite non climbing activity is bicycle touring & yoga.

Flatirons are the big pink elephant in the room given that they are much more visible than any other climbing area around, yet they are climbed much less frequently (first flat aside). I think they are a sanctuary.

I'm incredibly intrigued by life and feel society has so much more potential than what all the wars, greed, and famine suggest. I enjoy talking about society, philosophy, behavior, economics (I hate keynes, much prefer austrian ideology), the social evils behind culture. I'm big on perception, quantum physics, and how we perceive reality.

I do NOT enjoy talking about current events, who blames who... It's all a show to distract us from climbing. I do enjoy freedom and enjoy the discussing the thoughts of Robert Anton Wilson, Stefan Molyneux, Allan Watts, Einstein, Ludwig Von Mises, Timothy Leary...

Holla & we'll get rad!

Pete

kuus kuus · · Steamboat Springs · Joined Sep 2007 · Points: 535

Magnificent troll

Tom-onator · · trollfreesociety · Joined Feb 2010 · Points: 790
PalisadePete wrote:Hi, I'm looking for a place to crash for a month or so along the frontrange where I may focus on climbing. Ideally I would like to backyard camp & pay to access kitchen. I'd live in the Eldo for my whole life if I could, but the police state we live in would have me arrested as soon as I set up a tent anywhere near there. Maybe they just haven't heard of Woody Guthrie "this land is your land." Since I don't want to be forced into an illegal lifestyle, I'm hoping to run the situation as positively as I can. About me: I love gettin rad but not so rad I stay out all night & get too hungover to climb. Rad in the sense that I love to combine sports. Biking to Eldo / the Park makes the climbs so much more amazing! I enjoy alpine, trad, sport, bouldering, cardio, strength, slab, OW... Favorite non climbing activity is bicycle touring & yoga. Flatirons are the big pink elephant in the room given that they are much more visible than any other climbing area around, yet they are climbed much less frequently (first flat aside). I think they are a sanctuary. I'm incredibly intrigued by life and feel society has so much more potential than what all the wars, greed, and famine suggest. I enjoy talking about society, philosophy, behavior, economics (I hate keynes, much prefer austrian ideology), the social evils behind culture. I'm big on perception, quantum physics, and how we perceive reality. I do NOT enjoy talking about current events, who blames who... It's all a show to distract us from climbing. I do enjoy freedom and enjoy the discussing the thoughts of Robert Anton Wilson, Stefan Molyneux, Allan Watts, Einstein, Ludwig Von Mises, Timothy Leary... Holla & we'll get rad! Pete
How about offering to help out with Rad chores around the Rad casa?
Would you bury your waste at least 6" deep in their back yard or just place a Rad rock on top?
PM me if you make it down to coloRADo springs and I'll treat you to some rad bong-rips (I hate joints, much prefer the waterbong ideology) and endless loops of South Park.
Creed Archibald · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Apr 2012 · Points: 1,016

Send a personal message to Lance, Kerry, or Michael. All three of these guys are Oklahomies now living on the Front Range. I think they would be happy to rent yard space to some pseudo-intellectual yuppie wiener. You guys can stay up late drinking mate, giggling, and discussing your rad love for Ayn Rand!

willeslinger · · Golden, Colorado · Joined Jul 2010 · Points: 25

It's very easy to be homeless in Boulder judging by my observations working for Comcast all around the city. It could be kinda cool actually.

PalisadePete · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 0
C. Archibald wrote:pseudo-intellectual yuppie wiener
Har Har. And I would imagine that climbing 5.7 with a brand new helmet & $1,000 of gear while taking photos with an iPhone is NOT yuppy?

Very pseudo-intellectual brah
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

Colorado
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