How about a game of "would you rather?"

Work is a little slow, so maybe this will be entertaining. Game is "would you rather?"

Would you rather lose your rack or have to pound a nail through your thumb?

Too easy?

Would you rather get cut in half and still live (so you'd walk on your hands), or have to eat a fresh bowl of dog poo every day the rest of your life (can't drink anything until you finish)?

did you watch the Saw movies recently?

Is the dog poo free or do you have to pay for it? If it's free then totally the dog poo. Wait, do you have to go find it or is it delivered?

Nail through thumb > loosing trad rack.

Would you rather: live in a mansion with Honey Boo Boo's mom or under a bridge with Kate Upton?

LOL Mike! Reminds me of the questions I asked as a kid.

I disagree w/ Willie, I'd rather lose my trad rack than have a nail through thumb, who knows what kind of injuries the thumb might never recover from. Also w/ a lost trad rack, I can do sport, while a nail thru the thumb might be a show stopper for the season.

Obviously the poo! Who wants to be cut in half? And seeing as the poo is fresh that's a plus (if organic, another plus) and full of fiber.

Willie I don't know who those people are, but honey boo boo sounds low class. Sounds pretty awful if living in a mansion w her would suck.

I'm gonna get away from the gross and undesireable options and ask some fantasy options: be able to onsight 5.14 and redpoint 5.15 sport and 5.13/5.14 trad (thus, there are still challenges to keep life interesting), or win the powerball lottery with $200 million?

Here's my answers so far-
Caprinae changed my mind on the rack question, good point.
I'd take the poo, maybe develop a taste for it over time.
Not commenting on the voting.
kate upton for sure.
Powerball$, then I could travel all over and climb beautiful areas, even if the routes are low grade.

Would you rather be able to breathe under water, or turn invisible for 30 seconds at a time?

Obviously I'd take the money so I'd never have to work again and could therefore progress to the harder grades naturally. Progression is what makes climbing fun right?

Would you rather: be blind but have incredibly great looks, or have all your senses but be grotesque and disfigured?

Simon Thompson wrote: Would you rather: be blind but have incredibly great looks, or have all your senses but be grotesque and disfigured?

Tony B wrote:Would you rather vote for a democrat or a republican?

Mike Belu wrote:Work is a little slow, so maybe this will be entertaining. Game is "would you rather?" Would you rather lose your rack or have to pound a nail through your thumb? Too easy? Would you rather get cut in half and still live (so you'd walk on your hands), or have to eat a fresh bowl of dog poo every day the rest of your life (can't drink anything until you finish)?

Would you rather

Elizabeth Hurley

Warewolf for sure! With new laws i don't even think you can buy silver bullets anymore. Would you rather fight a 300lb
black bear or Bob Scarpelli?

I will take the money, poo, and Kate all day. I would prefer to be a werewolf that can be invisible for 30 seconds. I would rather be ugly and have my senses.

Would you rather...give up chocolate or give up cheese?

Kate, no question.

Would you rather wake up naked and sore next to the Burger King telling you "you had it your way" or wake up naked and sore next to Ronald McDonald telling you "you were loving it"?

yeah i'd take the $$ too... progression fun, and money would be the ticket for trying out routes around the world.

But I'm gonna disagree... I'll take Honey Boo Boo and the mansion, Kate Upton under a bridge is pretty useless to me. Can Xhibit pimp my mansion? My mansion's gonna have a training amphitheater, including a 5 story indoor/outdoor rock wall with an overhang, the overhang where it transitions from indoors to outdoors and be separated by a pane of glass, a deep pool of water under my rock wall so I can deep water solo.

I'm also gonna have a aromatherapy massage room in my mansion, and after climbing around on my rock wall I'm gonna call up Kate Upton and tell her to get out from under her bridge w/ u and come give me a massage in my mansion.

(Honey boo boo can do whatever she wants in the rest of the mansion.)

Generally I like things my way, so I'll take burger king. LOL scary question... sounds like there might be a niche market for this, there's probably already some video out there

Would you rather climb for Mad Rock or Walmart?

Would you rather

Take a 30 ft whipper on a half pulled out star drive bolt in the desert

or

only boulder for the rest of your life?

willeslinger wrote:Nail through thumb > loosing trad rack. Would you rather: live in a mansion with Honey Boo Boo's mom or under a bridge with Kate Upton?

Would you rather have your current level of climbing fitness...

OR

Would you rather climb two NUMBER grades harder (yds) but every time you move off a hold, you shit your pants?

Would you rather have the ability find beautiful new routes, but forget everything about them after the climb? Or would you rather have the ability to find beautiful new routes and never be able to finish what you find?

How's this for a rule: answer one before you add one.
Hurley. Better tits.