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Brigette Beasley · · Monroe, WA · Joined Sep 2008 · Points: 275
Padraig wrote: Although this Countess identity is trying to pass itself off as Ellinor, I'm not buying it. While not the best grammar, it is miles above the incoherent facsimile of English that Ellinor posted. And it has yet to rattle off the three or four straight posts to try to complete half a thought.
This.
Finn The Human · · The Land of Ooo · Joined Jul 2008 · Points: 106
Sir Wanksalot wrote: Brother, you need to smackthatbithcup!
What's a bith cup?
Peter D. · · Fairfield, OH · Joined Jul 2010 · Points: 25

"Has anyone ever divorced over climbing?"

While climbing wasn't the only factor it certainly contributed to my getting divorced.

Buying new gear got to be ridiculous when I think about it now. I resorted to hiding shit in my closet or truck, hell I caught flack for buying a new pair of running shoes when the old ones wore out. On this one trip to Indian Creek while I was sorting gear for the day one of my buddies, thinking it would be funny, decided to instigate an argument between her and I by saying, "Hey are these NEW cams, when did you get them?" Her head spun around so fast and the glare in her eyes could have melted metal. She was pissed the rest of the weekend, I never heard the end of it either.

Anyway, yeah when we finally split up I would say climbing definitely contributed to our demise.

back to the countess

mitchy B · · nunya gotdamn business. · Joined Aug 2009 · Points: 0

Sir Wanksalot, don't bring me into this bro. Countess, if you don't want your man out climbin' all the time, put on some little nightie, and prance around a little.

Jeff Kent · · Sedona, Az · Joined Oct 2012 · Points: 0
mitchy wrote:Sir Wanksalot, don't bring me into this bro. Countess, if you don't want your man out climbin' all the time, put on some little nightie, and prance around a little.
Have you seen a picture of her? Nightie wouldn't help, unless it's a face nightie. If you saw that troll sidling towards you asking if it could leave a slime trail on you, you would run!
mitchy B · · nunya gotdamn business. · Joined Aug 2009 · Points: 0

GEEZ, sounds gnarly.

The Countess of Monterey · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2013 · Points: 15

I cant feel my hands after diving in 52 degrees water for 39 min ....what to do???

The Countess of Monterey · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2013 · Points: 15
Jeff Kent wrote: Have you seen a picture of her? Nightie wouldn't help, unless it's a face nightie. If you saw that troll sidling towards you asking if it could leave a slime trail on you, you would run!
You should see me after a long dive! hahaha!
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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