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LOST: my patience

Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,241
Steve Levin wrote: At the bottom of the forum list on MP homepage is a "Hide For Sale" function that will turn off For Sale posts.
I'm well aware of that and frequently use it, but the three seconds it takes to hit it really cramps my style and angers me as I see - however so fleetingly - those mildewed shoes and booty cams being hawked. Maybe you're right though, one passive aggressive rant at a time. Carry on with your FWP, mountainproject!
rogerbenton · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 210

my favorite is the LOST ROPE.

how in the fuck, exactly, can you leave an entire rope behind and not realize it?

Sir Wanksalot · · County Jail · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 10

Man, I feel like a real bitch when I leave gear behind because it means I or my partner fucked up. I realize at that point it is time to pay for my mistake. I also realize what my life is worth, and have left some gear behind either because of an injury, or to prevent one. Either way, I would feel like an even bigger bitch if I asked for it back. Man, if you want you shit, get it back, girl pants!

Sir Wanksalot · · County Jail · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 10

Thanks, Locker. That means a lot coming from you! BTW, I'd share my lost n found weed w. ya!

Shane Neal · · Colorado Springs, CO. · Joined Mar 2002 · Points: 265

This thread should be renamed "the Thread of Dooshbaggery & Lifeless Climbers"......lololol. Seriously.

I'm now in both categories for reading, and posting, in it.

Shit

TWK · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2012 · Points: 160
Locker wrote:I am 100% on board with this thread! It's like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! DON'T LEAVE YOUR GEAR BEHIND! BEFORE YOU ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE, CHECK TO SEE IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE SOMETHING BEHIND" DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously... WHAT THE FUCK?
IS THAT YOU, FAROUK???????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben Brotelho · · Albany, NY · Joined May 2011 · Points: 520
Shane Neal wrote:This thread should be renamed "the Thread of Dooshbaggery & Lifeless Climbers"......lololol. Seriously. I'm now in both categories for reading, and posting, in it. Shit
Welcome to the club...
Forthright · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 110

So a admin is crying about people being nice?

Matthew Carpenter · · Las Vegas, NV · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 413

Found a booty cam in Red Rock today. if you can identify by make, size and what route it was on I will sell it back to you for half the retail price and a six pack a beer.

ps. looks like it had been stuck for several years; but I got it out and because I such a nice guy and want to get it back the rightful owner who accidentally left it behind (or rather seriously overcammed it at the crux)

oh also found a bail nut and carabiner on the same route; same rules also apply to the nut & carabiner

Cheers!

rogerbenton · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 210
NorCalNomad wrote:So a admin is crying about people being nice?
the admin isn't crying not about the people returning gear.

he's crying about the people who don't have the wherewithal to keep tabs on their own lifesaving equipment, and the implied nonchalance they show towards what for most of us is expensive shit that we obsess over.
Jon Zucco · · Denver, CO · Joined Aug 2008 · Points: 245

FOUND: Ryan's Patience. It was stuck up a crack somewheres. PM me and describe it, and we'll arrange a way to get it back to you. I take all major credit cards except Discover.

Cheers

Adam Stackhouse · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 13,970
Jon Zucco wrote:FOUND: Ryan's Patience. It was stuck up a crack somewheres. PM me and describe it, and we'll arrange a way to get it back to you. I take all major credit cards except Discover. Cheers
;-)
Jason Kim · · Encinitas, CA · Joined Apr 2012 · Points: 255

I once found a grip of fancy new carabiners, a belay device, and some cord at a popular learning area. I took the stuff home and spent the next few days embroiled in an internal debate about ethics. I felt bad, because I could tell the gear was brand new, and the owner had gone to the trouble of painting nifty bi-color yin-yang symbols using nail polish. I researched the notion of karma, which led me to some interesting books and eventually forced me to question whether I am really an atheist. But, I digress.

I finally reached the conclusion that I am a selfish asshole, like most other people on this planet, and I scratched the nail polish off so that I will never, ever be accused of stealing or doing anything unethical. Now I've got a bunch of sweet BD hoodwires. Every time I use one of these biners, I must suppress the urge to laugh out loud.

It's no surprise that people leave shit at the crags. You can buy an identical replacement using your smart phone, as you drive home from said crag, and it will be delivered in 2 days via UPS using Amazon Prime. Life in the 21st century is awesome.

Sir Wanksalot · · County Jail · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 10
Jason Kim wrote: Now I've got a bunch of sweet BD hoodwires. Every time I use one of these biners, I must suppress the urge to laugh out loud. .
Man, I call that pimpin.
Forthright · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 110
rogerbenton wrote: the admin isn't crying not about the people returning gear. he's crying about the people who don't have the wherewithal to keep tabs on their own lifesaving equipment, and the implied nonchalance they show towards what for most of us is expensive shit that we obsess over.
Cause people never have anything else on their mind that'd cause them to forget something... This coming from someone who will sacrifice eating properly to get some gear, but have forgotten climbing things.
grog m · · Saltlakecity · Joined Aug 2012 · Points: 70

I'm usually so baked when i leave a crag that forget things all the time

rging · · Salt Lake City, Ut · Joined Jul 2011 · Points: 210
Locker wrote:I am 100% on board with this thread! It's like, "WHAT THE F*^# IS THE MATTER WITH YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! DON'T LEAVE YOUR GEAR BEHIND! BEFORE YOU ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE, CHECK TO SEE IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE SOMETHING BEHIND" DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously... WHAT THE F*&@#?
Wait until you are my age. Between all the dead brain cells and the poor eyesight its no wonder I have any gear left. At some point I'll have to switch to sport because I misplaced everything else.
Patrick Mulligan · · Reno, NV · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 995
Locker wrote:"Wait until you are my age". I'm 58. How old are you? (I come from the "Let's get REAL FUCKED up" era. I already KNOW about that brain cell thing. LOL!)
That era ended??? Shit why didn't anyone tell me.

Seriously though. My rack grew by 10 cams over the 3 years I lived in Vegas from bootying in Red Rock. Leave your gear and it goes on my or my friends rack.
Morgan Patterson · · NH · Joined Oct 2009 · Points: 8,960
grog m wrote:I'm usually so baked when i leave a crag that forget things all the time
+1!

I think it's noobs from the gym or folks with a lack of education in outdoor rec...

growing up hiking, backpacking, and climbing and being involved in an outdoor summer camp and NOLS, you couldn't get drilled enough about LNT. I remember being forced to eat tiny dirty scraps of food we dropped in the dirt on NOLS cause that was a trace. Leaving gear around the crags is just plain lazyness and ignorance. We always do sweeps once everyone has packed up and moved out of the area. 1 person goes back and does a LNT sweep. It's saved me hundereds... except for that one time I lost a V10 somewhere in the woods in N. VT.
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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