(generic climbing thread)
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(WTF happened to my "How to become a better boulderer thread!? Was it deleted and, if so, why?) |
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(Complaining about the fucken moderators) |
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(Deliberate redirection of the conversation back to the topic of feline culinary techniques because more knowledge on the subject must be brought to light) |
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Looking for help to send Gorka (my son) to enjoy sport/rock climbing with you. |
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^try a kid swap????? |
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(posts Nigerian scam on MP, then get serious response from clueless MP user) |
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What? Phil sounds legit! |
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We contact you as experienced climbers so it will be easier for you to understand that I would like to send my son to learn English meanwhile he is rock climb training, he enjoys this sport as a part of his live, so sharing experiences making good friends for a young man a great dream. The proposal it´s legit. |
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Felipe Ruiz Ruiz wrote:We contact you as experienced climbers so it will be easier for you to understand that I would like to send my son to learn English meanwhile he is rock climb training, he enjoys this sport as a part of his live, so sharing experiences making good friends for a young man a great dream. The proposal it´s legit.(excitement at my new catch phrase.) THE PROPOSAL IT'S LEGIT! =D |
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(can somebody send me some money?) |
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Chris Miller wrote:(can somebody send me some money?)(you can't ask that question) |
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(less than circumspect rant concerning the latest 'murder of the impossible' subtly designed to highlight what a hardass I really am) |
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(Noob asks simple question that has a clear answer 99.999% of the time) |
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(Generic Stoned climber response agreeing with Eric D) |
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(Inexplicable and douchy rant that drags on but is entirely justified by the fact that the poster is from Colorado) |
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i would request a consensus on what gear to buy.....but i'd really like to see an 11 page spray session about why your gear is the best on earth and other people are simple minded for racking up something else. |
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(Wrong answer! Your response wasn't put in the form of () parentheses!) |
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(Unable to discern meaning from context, Grammer Nerd asks: "What is the definition of douche, exactly?", leaving everyone to wonder, "What planet he from!?!?!?...... |
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(Me Like Rock. You Like Rock? No, Me Like Ice. Oh. You Suck. Fuck YOU Bitch!) |
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(awkward question about possible sponsorship for my mediocre climbing abilities punctuated with trop des lols so you know i am both cultured and totally not serious but maybe only a little bit because TRing 11s in the gym is pretty cool amirite? BLATANT DISREGARD FOR COMMAS. YOU CAN'T CALL ME ON IT BECAUSE I OWN IT. jk jk heh.) |