(generic climbing thread)

Dave Holliday wrote:(posts wanting details of an accident in order to "learn" from said accident, but really just rubbernecking)

(Took a 45-50 ft fall leading, decked, and broke my ankle. Before I went into surgery I was able to snag some scrubs pants and tied them in a double knot. The anesthesiologist put me under. When I awoke my pants were gone. Did the bastards have their way with me while I was under? Also, a male nurse put a catheter in me which felt like some gay experience even though I was rolling heavy on morphine.)

(Poster leaves on actual climbing trip and is disgusted to note that the thread still lives upon his return. He complains about the wasted time, but he posts anyway for subtle spray effect)

(Trite suggestion that unless accompanied by photographs the above poster's spray is nullified)

("a black pot in a glass house casts the first stone")

(can't sleep; thinking about climbing; one of several insomniac rambling posts spanning multiple threads that may or may not pertain to anything of relevance. i.e.: "bush is still great music. you know, their older stuff, of course. not the new crap. anybody going to lifest this year? did anyone get out to sxsw this year? how was it? anyone else gonna be in austin in late april? wanna meet up at reimer's or enchanted rock? how many cams is the appropriate number of cams? if i'm thinking about enchanted rock? i think i'm good. just making sure. anybody heading into ccc today ~ sport? evan's ~ bouldering? too cold still? wtf? itunes is occasionally brilliant in its juxtapositions: cake. cake is another great band. never really went down hill either. at least not IMO. they really came into their own with the release of 'prolonging the magic'. thoroughly enjoy that one. alright, back to the rock rings. night night.")

(Anyone want to climb Crescent Crack and then Coffin Crack with me?)

You homos are still at it, huh?
Poor pitiful bastards.

Kirk B. wrote:You homos are still at it, huh? Poor pitiful bastards.

Just can't stay away, can ya?

(Dibs on the c4s)

(dibs on the reach around)

Kirk B. wrote:You homos are still at it, huh? Poor pitiful bastards.

(One has to wonder how, with Kirk B's negative gay-bashing attitude, would anyone want to belay or tie in with this hater. Good luck on outclimbing your gay thoughts, Kirk B, you doughnut-puncher.)

Calling climbers homos isn't gay-bashing when it is simply a statement of fact. (#hashtagsareforhomos)

(makes mental note: if I am at work and have the urge to check out some porn, I can just log into MP.com)

It's a joke, Skat, You doofus.

Kirk B. wrote:It's a joke, Skat, You doofus.

(Moving on..............)

(It's not stolen, I promise, Just never used this $600 pile of cams)

(Insults levied at the jackass above for resurrecting a long-dead thread.)

(Insults levied at above post for insinuating that anything over a week old is in fact dead.)

Anger

Excitement

Self congratulation

Righteous post about personal learning, personal accomplishment, and personal worth.

Some subtle spray perhaps?

Austin Baird wrote:(Insults levied at the jackass above for resurrecting a long-dead thread.)

(insults levied for failing to realize that stickys are actually zombie threads.)

(Criticism of the quality of thread comments and the resumes of MP posters in general.)

(Longing observation about the superiority of Super Taco, where BAs with skillz discuss the shiz.)

(No hint of answer to the logical question why I'm reading here instead of there.)