(generic climbing thread)

(speaking of ...anybody know the conditions for eldo today?)

(asks what possible injuries, if any, could occur from falling off a highball boulder problem into a talus field)

(haiku here)

(5 page discussion outlining all the reasons why a new climbing gym in the Denver/Boulder area should be across the street from the poster's home/work location)

[long-winded account of how a piece of climbing gear failed completely (my harness just exploded of my body) and how the manufacturer is clearly negligent and lacking customer service and therefore needs to be slandered on mountain project. No, the incident cannot be replicated. No, I've never heard of a run on sentence.]

(I'd use a gym in DIA, and I travel a lot.)

(news flashing shock & awe that it's snowing in the mountains during winter)

(drunken rantings about a dirtbag climbing publication that won't pay me, threatens to go taco)

(drunken rantings about a dirtbag climbing publication that won't pay me, threatens to go taco)

(dramatizes how it was the 'forum activism' revolting against said organization and only the original poster could have solved 'the problem' by having a temper-tantrum on the keyboard that spurred resolution when it was already in process of fixing itself (or there really was never a problem to begin with) by people that already had their butt off the couch and fixed the problem without any needed attention drawing to themselves.....well could be said for just about anything "activist")

(continues drunken rantings about a dirtbag climbing publication that won't pay me, threatens to go taco)

(blogs life story, ends with a brief rhetorical question)

(PREFERS ALL CAPS)

(303.440.0414)

Buff Johnson wrote:(dramatizes how it was the 'forum activism' revolting against said organization and only the original poster could have solved 'the problem' by having a temper-tantrum on the keyboard that spurred resolution when it was already in process of fixing itself (or there really was never a problem to begin with) by people that already had their butt off the couch and fixed the problem without any needed attention drawing to themselves.....well could be said for just about anything "activist")

Normally reasonable poster apologizes for recent nonsense that has been inspired by shitty weather that came in just on time for the weekend again.

No, seriously... Note lack of Parenthesis.

Sorry for the thread Hijack.

(threatens to retrobolt Bachar-Yerian)

(CAN'T POST WITHOUT EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(espouses the virtues of climbing w/o chalk. complains that chalked holds are diminishing the challenge of onsight attempts. leads 5.7.)

(drunken rantings about a dirtbag climbing publication that won't pay me, threatens to go taco (totally advertent))