(generic climbing thread)

(my crag dog is a 4-legged saint)

Cruxslayer, everyone KNEW that one. Oh...
(sorry. I broke character for a sec there.)

(i named him honnold.....because i follow him on facebook)

Reginald McChufferton wrote:Sorry to ruin your little game.

Stich wrote:

(Been reading these forums for awhile - finally decides to post despite flaming)

(Rethinks decision to post in light of flaming)

(Considers self "better than that" - dies)

(fricken Oolie!!!6!!!)

(step it up, Svenson!! Make Hansel & Gretel Proud.)

(5.9+ crack on gear is harder than 5.14a sport. obviously.)

(Totally depressed that the better a chick gets at climbing the smaller her breasts become. #SupportClimbingChicksWithCCups)

(boobs)

(Gee, I wish I were witty enough to [insert clever soliloquy here], and wax philosophic about [insert some trad/sport historical nonsense here], or comment about [insert size of anatomy/rack/ego here], so I'll just laugh my ass off instead, and say thank you.)

Is the ice formed up in Canada yet?

(big ones, little ones, perky ones, saggy ones… I don't really care)

(10-page tirade about sexism)

(also, boobs are fun)

Chris Miller wrote:(big ones, little ones, perky ones, saggy ones… I don't really care)

(Emerge from the lurking depths for a misinterpreted attempt at humor. Vow to not post anything except for sale on MP again.)

(reads half of first page, skips to page 14, repeats advice or indignation already voiced on page 3, 6, 7, and five times on page 12... tries to feel justified by claiming he assumed the entire thread is about boobs, but secretly sees no problem with that)

(In the Gunks, that would be rated . . .)

(...the same as in Eldo)