(generic climbing thread)

(dickstabbing fartboxes)

(completely unnecessary post about something you could easily google)

(quotes above comment, has no comeback, calls you a douchebag)

(painfully un-ironic post about how only douches call people douches on-line.Douche)

(Comment about 3.2% beer. Obligatory shot at Utah.)

Andy Laakmann wrote:(Site landlord Andy crushes the trolls and moderation complainers with a simple, two sentence statement of fact that needs no follow up)

(Blatant attempt to engage Site Landlord Andy in dialogue, thus giving me extra MP street cred (redeemable for respect at my local top-roping wall at the community college) )

(Andy?)

(Andy?)

(exasperated comment about how I've tried not to say anything so far but I can't hold back anymore after watching this thread degenerate into the worst cesspool of knowledge MP has ever seen. Long-winded rant about memes, yer-gonna-die'ers and fartboxes. Bewildered disgust with this fabled 'Ellenor'.)

(Proceeding with a surety that Little Cottonwood Canyon is more sandbagged than Yosemite with the added depravity of finishing a multi-pitch route to discover that all your gear was stolen while you & your partner were 12 pitches up)

(something about noobs calling each other noobs because that's what noobs do, but then again , does a noob know that he's a noob for calling a noob a noob?)

(misogynistic post with a half-assed apology at the end)

(dude from Laramie steals someone else's account to start flame with leading site contributer)

Andy Laakmann wrote:(Site landlord Andy crushes the trolls and moderation complainers with a simple, two sentence statement of fact that needs no follow up)

(Moderating a thread to the point that it's impossible to follow)

(Bitching about the "fuken moderators")

Brian Adzima wrote:(dude from Laramie steals someone else's account to start flame with leading site contributer)

(leading site contributor is raging douche, chipped his way up the Nose, and rap bolts cracks. Also, climbs with beanie/no shirt indoors and carries full rack/water bottle to TR 5.6 at gym. Sprays about it. I red/brownpointed his ma. Neverending series of baseless insults)

(something that several people already said, because I was too lazy to read all the pages)

Simon Thompson wrote:(something that several people already said, because I was too lazy to read all the pages)

(rant about how people are lazy and if you want to be a contributing member of this thread you should read every post!!! What are you, a n00b? Need help extending your rappel or ARC-ing steeper?)

(second post realizing I know this Simon motherfucka and asking him if he wants to climb this weekend)