(generic climbing thread)

ParkerKempf wrote:(power v endurance v hangboards v cross training v diet)

(make myself feel superior by using term "noob" to refer to previous posters. Note: I dislike word "noob." Imply that if you don't do it my way, you don't know diddly about climbing)

(nearly verbatim repetition of previous post due to having not read the entire thread)

(nearly verbatim repetition of previous post due to not having read the entire thread)

(Nube comment and I should have fricken known better)

Daniel Frauenhoff wrote:(nearly verbatim repetition of previous post due to not having read the entire thread)

(who stole that shit-hot belay partner stealing thread?)

(who has a job in Yosemite/Estes/Boulder for me?)

(Proclaiming that climb y would be 3 grades easier in the gunks)

(Something about how my mother loved me, that all our opinions count equally, and understanding the conversation is not a prerequisite to having a bellicose opinion)

(A response that even though we all wear climbing shoes, lumping all of these different activities under "climbing" is a joke)

(anger)

(crying)

(deleting)

(more crying)

(alcoholism)

(whining)

(name changing)

slow death)

(begin again)

(How do I sleep in a car?)

(you should be sleeping in a tent, dammit)

(ask question that shows I am too lazy to do any basic research on my own, like consulting a guidebook)

Can you toprope anything in J-Tree?

Where can I camp in Joshua Tree?

(shockingly non-ironic rant about how lame people who post on climbing web-sites are)

(Post about the beautiful form of a female climbing. Wondering if Sasha is really that hot. Nice face. Not much of a body. Pretty hot...not like that yokers chick though. Still not bad. Definately fit. A little on the small side though. Yeah, pretty hot. Kinda annoying when she talks in the videos. But overall pretty hot. Not like that Yonkers chick though. And who is that Sierra chick.)

Mike Belu wrote:(Post about the beautiful form of a female climbing. Wondering if Sasha is really that hot. Nice face. Not much of a body. Pretty hot...not like that yokers chick though. Still not bad. Definately fit. A little on the small side though. Yeah, pretty hot. Kinda annoying when she talks in the videos. But overall pretty hot. Not like that Yonkers chick though. And who is that Sierra chick.)

(picture of my fucked up belay last weekend-defend the merits of 2 tied of screws with an ice-axe backup.)

(Thinking how rappelled I am by the content of this thread)

(humorous suggestion about poster's sexual preference)

(interjection requesting that we divert back to the original topic presented)