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Devlin McGuire
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Feb 3, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Jun 2011
· Points: 0
What are some of the best rock climbing puns you know?
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Buff Johnson
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Feb 3, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Dec 2005
· Points: 1,145
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gunter
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Feb 3, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Mar 2011
· Points: 10
It's always hard when you loose a nut...
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Chitro
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Feb 3, 2013
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Pune, India
· Joined Jan 2013
· Points: 1,050
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Brasky
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Feb 3, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Jul 2012
· Points: 0
thats the wrong hole to put your finger in
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Abel Jones
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Feb 3, 2013
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Bishop, CA
· Joined Dec 2010
· Points: 646
Spread your legs and trust the rubber!
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John D
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Feb 3, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Nov 2010
· Points: 10
the 60's, when sex was safe and climbing was dangerous
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climbing coastie
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Feb 3, 2013
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Wasilla, AK
· Joined Feb 2011
· Points: 95
A couple for ice climbing: Push the bush. Kick like you're going to poo, swing like you're going to screw.
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Go Back to Super Topo
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Feb 3, 2013
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Lex
· Joined Dec 2010
· Points: 285
Hey pretty lady, need a belay? I provide great friction
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Brendan Blanchard
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Feb 3, 2013
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Oct 2010
· Points: 590
gunter wrote:It's always hard when you loose a nut... That's why I carry a spare on some cord on my keychain ;)
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Dylan D
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Feb 3, 2013
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Asheville, NC, USA
· Joined May 2011
· Points: 35
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flynn
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Feb 3, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Feb 2002
· Points: 25
Just hangin' out...Or Royal Robbins' classic about aid climbing, getting all wrapped up in what you're doing.
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Kevin Flowers
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Feb 3, 2013
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Granby, CT
· Joined Mar 2010
· Points: 0
I don't have any friends and my nuts are too small.
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AnthonyM
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Feb 3, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Mar 2009
· Points: 30
I'll show you my rack if you show me yours.......
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TDoyle
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Feb 3, 2013
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Milford, MA
· Joined Mar 2012
· Points: 140
you'll need some nuts for this one
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matt davies
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Feb 3, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Mar 2007
· Points: 25
Follow that seam. It's slippery at first, gets hairy towards the middle, but the top out is soft with two big jugs.
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Danny Parker
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Feb 3, 2013
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Teasdale, UT
· Joined Dec 2011
· Points: 120
spotter commentary "pull your hips in, get solid"
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Ben Brotelho
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Feb 4, 2013
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Albany, NY
· Joined May 2011
· Points: 520
matt davies wrote:Follow that seam. It's slippery at first, gets hairy towards the middle, but the top out is soft with two big jugs. nice one. ha ha "I've got my whole arm in here!"
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Larry S
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Feb 4, 2013
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Easton, PA
· Joined May 2010
· Points: 872
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JerryN Nothstine
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Feb 4, 2013
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Bailey, CO
· Joined Jan 2008
· Points: 1
When my daughter was about two years old, I was talking about climbing with my broker and he said, "By the time she is 12 she will have a pretty big rack. My response, "I doubt it, look at her mother."
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JerryN Nothstine
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Feb 4, 2013
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Bailey, CO
· Joined Jan 2008
· Points: 1
Climber 1: "Wow, she's got a nice rack." Climber 2: "I wouldn't lead on it."
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