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Best Redneck Photo?

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TWK · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2012 · Points: 160

OK, if we can have a "Best Dog Photo" topic under "General Climbing", why not a "Best Redneck Photo"?

If you or your frienemies are members of (or know members of) The Fraternal Order of the Crimson Nape, let's see their pics.

I'll start it off:

The Grand Whizzers of the Fraternal Order of the Crimson Nape.

Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,280

Guns, beers and a pick up truck...Yup, that fits the requirements.

IamDman · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2013 · Points: 15

^ looks fun, guns and beer, cant go wrong!

coloradotomontana Erley · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2008 · Points: 75

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will smith · · boulder · Joined Jan 2008 · Points: 35

the chain saw should be running

Ian Cavanaugh · · Ketchum, ID · Joined Sep 2010 · Points: 620
Idaho Mountain Guide
Ready to tackle the Sawtooths!
Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,280

Seems like Montana has the distinct lead in redneck-ness so far,,nice hunt'n pics!

Brian Snider · · NorCal · Joined Mar 2010 · Points: 732
bradyk · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2010 · Points: 141
TWK · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2012 · Points: 160
M Mobley · · Bar Harbor, ME · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 911
johnnyrig wrote:
every beer on that table is a girl beer bro
Robin like the bird · · Philomath, or · Joined Jun 2008 · Points: 300
MTKirk wrote:Proud hunters and their kill. Bagged him with the old- pee in a rock basin then blow his brains out at 10 feet while he licks your salty piss off the rocks- trick!


Why you gotta blank the faces out? Are you trying to hide something?
Tom Mulholland · · #1 Cheese Producing State! · Joined Apr 2010 · Points: 50
johnnyrig wrote: One barfed twice before we even got there on the 500 yard hike. On "girl beer".
Because he barfed, it's not girl beer?

johnnyrig wrote: The real fun was dragging my hungover friends up half a route before they sobered up.
You let drunk people belay you on a multi-pitch climb?

At least this all sounds like redneck reasoning skills.
TWK · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2012 · Points: 160
MTKirk wrote:Proud hunters and their kill. Bagged him with the old- pee in a rock basin then blow his brains out at 10 feet while he licks your salty piss off the rocks- trick!
Not all hunters are animals, though--only the good ones.

JohnnyM
Tom Mulholland · · #1 Cheese Producing State! · Joined Apr 2010 · Points: 50
johnnyrig wrote:Yeah, I figured between the two of them, one was bound to catch me. If not, then they'd make a nice soft landing.
Touché. It's easier to convince drunk people to stand directly under you while climbing.
Brian Snider · · NorCal · Joined Mar 2010 · Points: 732

Here's a good one from this summer. How many other rednecks find this to be an entertaining?

Check out the beer gut on the guy behind the sign.
This is how to getter done!
Got Mud?
And the grand finale, a self portrait.
Whoo Hooo!
Never realized what a redneck I was until I moved to Cali. Just shows you can take a redneck out of the woods but not the woods out of a redneck.

Geeter Dooone!

MTKirk · · Billings, MT · Joined Dec 2011 · Points: 245
Robin like the bird wrote: Why you gotta blank the faces out? Are you trying to hide something?
YES!! if he caught me pokin' fun at 'im I'd likely end up like this fella. Laugh at me now you little tree chewin' bastard!
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TWK · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2012 · Points: 160

I guess starting a "Best Beaver Photo" topic would be inappropriate for MountainProject?

Beaver, Sutter Bypass

bradyk · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2010 · Points: 141

PBR and Schlitz are more qualified "Redneck Beers" and cheaper than Belgian White Ales and Widmer's Hef, although I like Widmer's.

Redneck pissing contest

How about Bud Dry and Jacky D?

Bud Dry

Jack Daniels

Elk

YDPL8S · · Santa Monica, Ca. · Joined Aug 2003 · Points: 540

No sh*t, these guys used to round out the guitar trio I was in when I last played gigs in Denver (Craig, on the right, is as fine a guitarist as I personally know). We didn't see eye to eye on most things political. Bob (on the left) had a huge walk-in safe full of firearms in his bedroom.

Bob n Craig

Tortilla · · Fakeville, USA · Joined Dec 2004 · Points: 845
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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