Climbers needed for sponsor deal!
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We are an advertising agency looking for an undiscovered climber to market several of our clients brands. If you are selected you must be available to shoot on several dates in October/November(TBD)2012 on location in Mexico and South America (all expenses paid). You must have a valid passport to travel outside of the U.S. Please respond by writing a little about yourself, climbing philosophy, and a recent climbing photo/s. All selections will be made by September 15, 2012. |
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I can't wait to flash my 5.7 skills for the world to see....aged old guy gets sponsored, oh yesss! |
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hahaha worst. troll. ever. |
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I only just joined this forum, as I have moved to north America recently. |
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Tassquam this is the way of the Internet. I apologize for anyone who has ticked you off. We are rather childish in here sometimes. The one thing we have in common is we all like rocks. |
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Tassquam wrote:I only just joined this forum, as I have moved to north America recently. I have to ask, what is wrong with you people? Do Americans actually find this forum and the people on it to be amusing or acceptable? It's like listening to a bunch of small (stupid) children. thank god for jake at least. I also like the guy who thinks leaving gear behind to assist with a rescue is littering and deserves to have his gear stolen. What the hell?We call this "the American way." |
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J Hazard wrote:The one thing we have in common is we all like rocks.and boobs. |
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I like to climb indoor drywall, and was featured in a short documentary about fixing air conditioners. My climbing philosophy is that anything can be obliterated with the right positive attitude. I like cats who like tequila. I can travel anywhere to climb, except Monaco (something about dry humping the princess being illegal) and the Vatican for contentious objector status. But overall I consider myself a ladies man, Home Depot specialist, and I booty gear from fallen climbers; so maybe more a pirate, ladies man, and cat drinking tequila connoisseur. |
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Buff Johnson wrote:I like to climb indoor drywall, and was featured in a short documentary about fixing air conditioners. My climbing philosophy is that anything can be obliterated with the right positive attitude. I like cats who like tequila. I can travel anywhere to climb, except Monaco (something about dry humping the princess being illegal) and the Vatican for contentious objector status. But overall I consider myself a ladies man, Home Depot specialist, and I booty gear from fallen climbers; so maybe more a pirate, ladies man, and cat drinking tequila connoisseur.No sarcasm allowed sir. It pisses off Tassquam and therefore puts you in violation of guidline #1. |
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Chris Miller wrote: No sarcasm allowed sir. It pisses off Tassquam and therefore puts you in violation of guidline #1.But, but,,,,isn't this site built around endless sarcasm? That's the BEST part of MP posts! Snarky comments and sarcastic climbers. |
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Hi! Thanks for posting this, even though I'm fairly dialed on the climbing scene, opportunities like this don't come up often, and not even walking on water is enough for La Sprortiva. |
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Hey, sorry for my rant. I was pretty drunk. I just need to get used to American humour I guess. |
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One thing I've noticed about Americans, they're OK if you give them half a chance. |
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Tassquam wrote:Hey, sorry for my rant. I was pretty drunk. I just need to get used to American humour I guess.Hahahaha, yeah I have a habit of getting drinking and posting too. |
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I get sick from drinking the water everytime I go to Mexico. Im sitting this one out... I have often thought of myself as a model... too bad this is not in the U.S.A. |
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Did you know the toothbrush was invented in East Kentucky? |
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Chris Miller wrote:Did you know the toothbrush was invented in East Kentucky?yeah cause if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush |
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ccerling wrote: yeah cause if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrushOh my god....fucking love it!!!! Reminds me of some of their inbred neighbors....have you seen the Wild & Wonderful Whites? imdb.com/title/tt1396227/ http://youtu.be/uc3SEBA-9nU |