phone number for rock and resole?

Ahhhh
Nirvana!!!!! Will this guarantee me a spot in the perfect place where we will climb happily ever after?????

Mia Tucholke wrote:Oh Frank...... This is the most useful thread ever!!! I have learned so many things, and I'm stoked to be using my new knowledge at the Voo. I just have one question: I really like the concept of the porta- trampoline but how do I incorporate it when doing the OW????? I really need help here.....

Mia, the secret to OW is dynos. Specifically, the "trampo-dyno." This little-known technique helps propel the OW aficionado upward (I think that's the direction) through the greasiest and gnarliest of offwidths. It is only through the use of a space-age, high tech, patent-pending trampoline material that this is even possible. Available soon at a retailer near you! I have been working on this tirelessly for years in my laboratory and have found the proper combination of material and technique to take you to even greater heights. Exciting?

continued from above to help achieve page fortynessdom.

These specialized OWTrampos are cleverly designed to help move one leg up, then another. You can move your hands, too, if you want. Just when you think you can't heel-toe, chicken wing/bar, knee-jam or fist stack another inch, the OWTrampo jettisons you upward, seemingly defying gravity (and common sense).

Stay tuned for the next installment of OW Made Easy.

FrankPS wrote: Mia, the secret to OW is dynos. Specifically, the "trampo-dyno." This little-known technique helps propel the OW aficionado upward (I think that's the direction) through the greasiest and gnarliest of offwidths. It is only through the use of a space-age, high tech, patent-pending trampoline material that this is even possible. Available soon at a retailer near you! I have been working on this tirelessly for years in my laboratory and have found the proper combination of material and technique to take you to even greater heights. Exciting?

Caution: The above statements have not been eveluated by the FDA to cure, treat or prevent any type of disease. (My legal team told me I had to write that)

Where are you guys? Are you out "rock climbing"? That's a passing fad that will never last. Wasting your time "crimping" up a pile of worthless rocks? To what end, I ask you? Because it's there? (I didn't make that one up).

On the brink of "Lucky 40."

Bear trampoline soloing with his friends
It's sweeping the nation.

Very appropriate, Lorenzo. My hat is off to you. If I wore a hat.

JonathanHillis wrote:I am nervous Frank. What if at 40 this page becomes self aware? It would know everything!! Even how to navigate nasty OW's! Where would we hide? What would we do?

Do you think they're watching us now? I've heard that paranoia is "just good thinking."

Welcome back, Jonathan. It's good to know that I'm not all alone in this cyberfest. I was starting to talk to myself. I even had to resort to quoting myself once. A new low. I can sink even lower, I think.

Frank
I am sooo excited!!! Will the OWTrampoline help me with inverts????? I have to figure out how trampo-invert!!
Wow..... 5.16 here we come!!!

Mia Tucholke wrote:Frank I am sooo excited!!! Will the OWTrampoline help me with inverts????? I have to figure out how trampo-invert!! Wow..... 5.16 here we come!!!

Inverts? This revolutionary device will even help with perverts. Verts of all kinds. It will change your perception of the world.

Don't be nervous Jonathan....... Once we reach 40 we will be elevated to the next level and we will no longer need PAS!!!!!

I think 5.16 is setting the bar too low. We may break 6. Which is higher than 5.99, if my math is correct.

Vert's unite!!!!!

I welcome all verts...... We must stay strong and powerful. Discrimination against verts must end. Behold the power of a vert!!!

Yes, power to the people! Rise up against the machine (not sure which machine that is). Occupy OW's.

FrankPS wrote:I think 5.16 is setting the bar too low. We may break 6. Which is higher than 5.99, if my math is correct.

Oh my!!!! You think??? 6!!!!

I am so exited!!!

When it comes to reaching the venerated and revered page 40, I have no scruples.

JonathanHillis wrote:I am offended. I did not have a PAS to start. Frank I do think quoting oneself is a pretty low point to be at. Mia I expect to see you on the front cover of Rock and Web once you start throwing down 5.16 OW.

Once we reach 40 we will be trampo-elevated and we will pervert at 69 WITHOUT a PAS!!!!

Yeah!!!

Mia Tucholke wrote: Oh my!!!! You think??? 6!!!! I am so exited!!!

Your friends will be amazed and your family will be so proud of you. You will be the talk of the town. First, it was Leavitation. Now, it Trampo-tation. The next logical step in the evolutionary process.

Make sure you mention us and this thread in your memoirs!!

Yes!!! There it is!!! Page 40!!!