Men only: How do you keep yourself scruffy and manly looking in the woods?

Jeremy Hand wrote:Allow me to begin. The Five Easy Steps to Keeping Your Manly Self Scruffy and Manly 4 bottles of Rittenhouse Rye Whiskey --- 1 to douse yourself with repeatedly throughout the day the other three to drink while you're enjoying the woods (I'm assuming this is a day hike?) Make sure you wear a thick, wool, RED, plaid, button down, long-sleeved shirt and if it is unseasonably warm don't forget your short, blue-jean, hand-cut shorts A bottle of Uncle Franks Genuine Hair Tonic to apply atleast 10-15 times to your arms, face, neck, and (most importantly) your bush --- for an extra thick coat that peeks out from your short shorts apply liberally atleast 20 times daily-- And of course a bottle of Axe Spray deodorant... any scent will do EXCEPT THAT CHOCOLATE SHIIII gtfouttaherewiththat! You're Welcome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbfxGN3AxGg

Sooooo........

Stich wrote: MOTHER earth MOTHER Nature Duh! You get soaked in estrogen even looking at flowers.

DBarton wrote: Don't forget: lady bugs, sunsets, cute little bunny rabbits and pretty clouds.

The only way to combat all of this non-manliness in mother nature is to have a full film-crew, 6 make-up artists, and a director on hand to prep me for my adventures. That way I know that each speck of dirt, each smear of mud, and each glistening line of sweat is placed perfectly on my face so that I can be as manly as possible at all times.

I also take all of my inspiration from bear grylls.

s.price wrote:Bear wrestlin

I prefer grinning down bears Davy Crocket style. It's more humane;)

Cowboy coffee, Copenhagen, and camming devices. Be sure all are visible.

ross.mon wrote:... Copenhagen...

'specially if it's in yer top lip

Taylor Ogden wrote:I'm serious about the men only thing. It seems like every time I head out into the woods I come out looking cleaner and more feminine than when I went in. What are your tips for staying rugged and manly?

I'm sorry to tell you this, after all of this great advice; but, it just happens naturally. Did you ever play with dolls?

Toiletries schmoiletries! I overpacked again! Dam it!!!!

Funny when I come across hikers when I am hiking back from climbin and they ask, "wow. how long you been out?!" I am like, "5 hours?"

I use my beard as tinder and tundra as a luffa...... I'm pretty sure that qualifies me?

Ryan N wrote:I use my beard as tinder and tundra as a luffa...... I'm pretty sure that qualifies me?

I'm sorry, you just used the word 'luffa,' which is an automatic dequalification ;)

Eamon Doyle wrote: I'm sorry, you just used the word 'luffa,' which is an automatic dequalification ;)

See, I have to agree. You know what a luffa is. I have no idea, but I know that knowing what a luffa is is not manly.

So what's a luffa?

Ok I tried googling luffa, I don't get it.

Dudes, if the ladies like their men after a good luffa, then that's manly

i don't mind sharing that i use a luffa

Can I use a loofa to clean my camelback??

Its loofah with 'h'

Elena Sera Jose wrote:Its loofah with 'h'

Elana giving advise on teh spelinz, how ironik.

Loofah is sponge u have to soak it in boiling water to soften it. Its a marine creature growing abundantly in a large thick stick form. Its a sea weed for short.

so are the little baby sea creatures small enough to clean the tube on my camelback?