Men only: How do you keep yourself scruffy and manly looking in the woods?
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I'm serious about the men only thing. It seems like every time I head out into the woods I come out looking cleaner and more feminine than when I went in. What are your tips for staying rugged and manly? |
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Testosterone cream. |
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Taylor Ogden wrote:I'm serious about the men only thing. It seems like every time I head out into the woods I come out looking cleaner and more feminine than when I went in. What are you tips for staying rugged and manly?What'S your secret? It seems I have acquired the nickname Hobbit feet anytime I go climbing in the woods... |
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I have always wanted to know the secret! Thanks for putting this up. |
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Allow me to begin. |
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So, should I stop flossing when I am in the woods to keep up my manly breath? I'm a bit concerned that this might be harmful to my gums. Would the whiskey help the tooth rot? |
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Watch crocodile dundee for the secret tips. |
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You aren't staying out long enough. When people won't come within a half mile of you then you know. |
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be sure to soil yourself at least once a day... cleaning optional. |
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Morgan Patterson wrote:be sure to soil yourself at least once a day... cleaning optional.No, that's the Nuge's tip for avoiding the draft. |
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Eating my own brand of Glutenaise helps to keep me manly, and repel any Boulder hipsters when in the woods. |
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I've always just rolled around in the dirt 2-3 times a day. Clearly, I'm not giving enough attention to my masculine hygiene. |
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I usually like to start my mornings off with this |
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Men.......you don't have to try to be scruffy.....you already are and will always be....... Manly on the other hand????? Oh boy, you may need help there..... |
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Mia Tucholke wrote:Men.......you don't have to try to be scruffy.....you already are and will always be....... Manly on the other hand????? Oh boy, you may need help there.....Men only! Learn to READ gah! |
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acquire a bromance. |
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Mia Tucholke wrote:Manly on the other hand????? Oh boy, you may need help there.....Well, uh, we could run some ideas by a focus group and see what they say. Would that work for you? I think drinking French Roast is pretty manly, even though it has the word "French" there. |
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Stich wrote: Well, uh, we could run some ideas by a focus group and see what they say. Would that work for you? I think drinking French Roast is pretty manly, even though it has the word "French" there.I have it on pretty good authority that no self-respecting Frenchman would ever be caught drinking French Roast. That shit's vile. Grounds in nalgene and filter using teeth might give you a couple of man points... |
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Stich wrote: Well, uh, we could run some ideas by a focus group and see what they say. Would that work for you? I think drinking French Roast is pretty manly, even though it has the word "French" there.You Mean FREEDOM Roast! Also, make sure to carry a sword. The longer the better. |
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DBarton wrote: You Mean FREEDOM Roast!Oh, how I love this 1990s hommage to the French not participating in Gulf War I. Ha ha ha! Brilliant! I love it so much that I named a small climb I bolted at Reimer's "Freedom Fries." Oh, shit. What where we talking about? |
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How in the world does being outside make you MORE feminine? |