New Nose Speed Record

Alex Honnold and Hans Florine: 2:23:51.

How do you know this already?
Did he do it early this morning?....

Someone's boner just got a little bigger.

it was on the taco.

4:22:00 Peter Croft and Hans Florine, 1992
2:48:50 Yuji Hirayama and Hans Florine, 2002
2:23:51 Alex Honnold and Hans Florine, 2012

That Alex Honnold is a special kind of elite athlete goes without saying.

That Hans Florine could set world records in the same event 20 years apart, climbing almost twice as fast at 46 as 26, might make him even more special.

Wow. 3000 feet in under 2 and half hours.

2:23:46, but who's counting?

You realize that is a fantastic marathon time too? Imagine running 26 miles and finding out some guy got up ElCap in about the same time.