Since MPers LOVE giving advice about wimminz and climbing!

russelljus wrote: doligo-really? Pretty sure on a regular basis I constantly see people from Colorado (more specifically from your exact area-climb with a big group of them frequently) climbing here in Utah. Pretty sure SLC might have more Colorado plates then actually Utah. Colorado is a beautiful place to climb, ski etc...however doesn't compare to UT...maybe if you disagree you should not take dirtbag trips through the Utah desert and spray about it. My response to original post (if not too late): Stay with the lady-Utah is amazing as you know and the climbing is pretty epic. Understanding that you may not get the time wanted to work you're shit...however I do imagine you will find time to make it happen at some point. The good thing about this: They all have pretty awesome dope...about it!!!

Sorry you couldn't catch my drift - as you can tell, I've spent quite a lot of time climbing in Utah and I love it. The thing is... the weather around these corners is pretty stable, so the climbing vs. other priorities dilemmas like the OP's are not as acute as on the East Coast. Nice work, camhead! Am glad everything has aligned nicely.

I have had more laughs over the "Stab her in the fartbox comment of the last week since this thread was started.

Thank you all as my up tight stressed out surrounded by squares ass needs a good down to early laugh based on nothing but being plainly funny unless of course you are a up tight square.

Every time i open this thread i don't know what i expect to find but it always ends in a great laugh!

Hey Doligo!! I wondered where you'd gone off to! Ciao Bella!!!

doligo wrote: Sorry you couldn't catch my drift - as you can tell, I've spent quite a lot of time climbing in Utah and I love it. The thing is... the weather around these corners is pretty stable, so the climbing vs. other priorities dilemmas like the OP's are not as acute as on the East Coast. Nice work, camhead! Am glad everything has aligned nicely.

Was just giving you a hard time- I'm sorry if I came off too strong with the accusation, all in good fun!!!

Enjoy you're summer.

Just to clarify I do believe the to correct wording would be: "Tongue punch the fart box." just saying...

clausti wrote:Felt like the mp'ers might want to know he went without me and sent the rig today! asshole. I mean, my belay bitch for the next two weekends. :) Haven't seen JL yet...

johnL wrote:Watching it rain in Colorado and whackin it

definitely a culminating point in the thread chaos over the last couple years, i'm still smiling and laughing 2 days later... elenor coming clean as a man, camhead "projecting", the beauty of a healthy relationship, blah blah...

can we let it go already about elenor?, sure she's straight out of the wild blue yonder, but at least she's always positive... more than most of you fuckers!... and it's clear she really wants to be here. Let the annoying little sister hang out once in awhile without punching her in the face for chrissake. (did i just say chrissake?)

muttonface wrote: I've used this and pawned it off as my own a few times over the last week or so. If it's yours originally John, I would suggest trying to obtain a patent.

I'm actually not sure where the phrase originated in the climbing world. I know that there was a period of time that it would come up frequently in forum discussions, and if JohnL did not coin the term, he definitely used it to full advantage.

It goes along with this classic image.

camhead wrote: I'm actually not sure where the phrase originated in the climbing world.

I believe that phrase is a J_ung original.

Tony B wrote: Oh, Colorodoans love climbing in UT! We'd move there, but we just can't stand the people...

It is indeed difficult to tolerate all the 'Radans at the UT climbing areas. Meditation helps.

(To all the 'Radans who may belay or spot me in the future, I'm just kidding - my comment above was motivated by a pathetic attempt to deflect my embarrassment at being a Utard. I love Colorado. The real enemies are all those jerks from Arizona. Wait, that's still too close - the true problem is all those gumbys from Rhode Island.)

Seriously, w.r.t. the original post, it is gratifying that the thread has led to a happy ending.

and... two weeks later, my wife sends her project, too! Woo!

camhead wrote:I'm actually not sure where the phrase originated in the climbing world. I know that there was a period of time that it would come up frequently in forum discussions, and if JohnL did not coin the term, he definitely used it to full advantage. It goes along with this classic image.

David Sahalie wrote: just like placing bolts, it is better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.

classic

Just wanted to add that you guys need to come up with a new catchphrase and retire DSITFB. Comedy is best fresh.

johnL wrote:Dickstab her in the fartbox.

And this is why I return from time to time (LMAO!).

JohnL. . . keeping it real.

Umph! wrote: And this is why I return from time to time (LMMFAO!).

Yeahhhhh. And I can keep saying the word "poop" all day and my daughter still laughs, too.

JohnL, get to work writing.

He-he. . . he said, poop.