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5 to 10 things every climber should have

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Rusty Shackleford · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 0

Interested to see what some people won't go to the crag without.

JCM · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2008 · Points: 115

Glock.

Bapgar 1 · · Out of the Loop · Joined Oct 2007 · Points: 90

Caffeine
Scotch
Toothbrush/Paste
Clean pair of socks
Headlamp
In that order.

Finn The Human · · The Land of Ooo · Joined Jul 2008 · Points: 106

Including climbing gear? Or aside from climbing gear?

fossana · · leeds, ut · Joined Apr 2006 · Points: 13,318
Jon Moen wrote:Glock.
This pretty much sums up Bishop (from the shelves of Manor Market)
Rusty Shackleford · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 0

Yeah sure if there is a particular piece of gear you like that isn't an obvious choice. And yeah a glock and booze are always the first thing I pack.

Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi? · · Vegas · Joined May 2005 · Points: 4,115

Awesome pic, Fossana! Just got back from that neck of the woods 4 days ago (for skiing, and...Schat's Bakery, not for climbing).

(1) Tequila
(2) not sayin'
(3) a partner
(4) gas money
(5) food to share
(6) hand sanitizer
(7) baby wipes
(8) two headlamps
(9) Delouser
(10) a sharp knife

Or just forget about #3 and bring a pet goat. (chick or dude magnet )

Alex Swan · · West · Joined Dec 2011 · Points: 25

1) Crash Pad (Couch)
2) A couple dozen brewskis
3)

Rusty Shackleford · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 0

That's awesome. Goats>dogs.

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,520

One .45 caliber automatic
Two boxes of ammunition
Four days' concentrated emergency rations
One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
One hundred dollars in rubles
One hundred dollars in gold
Nine packs of chewing gum (very important)
One issue of prophylactics
Three lipsticks
Three pair of nylon stockings

Bob Dergay · · Colorado · Joined Oct 2006 · Points: 101

Panda meat, lot's of panda meat...

Peter Franzen · · Phoenix, AZ · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 3,730
Stich wrote:One .45 caliber automatic Two boxes of ammunition Four days' concentrated emergency rations One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible One hundred dollars in rubles One hundred dollars in gold Nine packs of chewing gum (very important) One issue of prophylactics Three lipsticks Three pair of nylon stockings
You could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with that kit.
Crag Dweller · · New York, NY · Joined Jul 2006 · Points: 125

1. Bolt gun
2. Nitroglycerin
3. Dexamethasone
4. Mountain guide who has achieved enlightenment living as a hermit on the mountain

Only 4 things. If you have those 4 things, you are prepared for any situation you might find yourself in.

fossana · · leeds, ut · Joined Apr 2006 · Points: 13,318

@DGG: Thanks! Hope you had fun on the E Side; I'm bummed that I moved away during a super mild winter but that's the way it goes.

Hope I run into that goat next time I'm in RR.

Adam B · · Wheat Ridge, CO · Joined Oct 2008 · Points: 310

1. One blue crushed velvet suit.
2. One frilly laced cravat.
3. One silver medallion with male symbol.
4. One pair of italian boots.
5. One vinyl record album "Burt Bacharach Play His Hits"
6. One Swedish made penis enlarger....

Rusty Shackleford · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 0
ab527 wrote:1. One blue crushed velvet suit. 2. One frilly laced cravat. 3. One silver medallion with male symbol. 4. One pair of italian boots. 5. One vinyl record album "Burt Bacharach Play His Hits" 6. One Swedish made penis enlarger....
Oh behave.
chris vultaggio · · The Gunks · Joined Dec 2008 · Points: 535

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

Rusty Shackleford · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 0

I'm pretty sure they'll eat almost anything.

W.S. · · Montana · Joined Oct 2009 · Points: 65

Lawn chair
16oz. Cans of beer (preferably from Milwaukee)
Cigarettes
Binoculars
Megaphone (optional)
Massage oil
Flip flops
Cowboy hat
Sleeveless flannel shirt

You gotta be prepared at all times for maximum heckling efficiency.

Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi? · · Vegas · Joined May 2005 · Points: 4,115






A pink umbrella

Explosives

A rope- It's got to hold the weight of a pig.

A Colt 1851 Navy revolver

And 500 dollars to get the name.
bearbreeder · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2009 · Points: 3,065

insurance ... both medical and for the car yr driving where required by law ;)

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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