Shit Climbers Say

Facebook friend linked me to that a few hours ago. Rugged fun, that's for sure. Can I get some water?

HOW was that only 2 minutes long...it felt like at least five.

I think "yer gonna die!" takes the title for most said on MP.

"that felt like a 5.9d dude"

"I pull down HARD"

"pink point"

"onsighted!"

"choss pile!"

"take slack"

"I'm going green and doing my part to reduce my carbon foot print, so I bought a Hybrid"

Whats the best rubber, the stickiest rubber, the most durable rubber. why don't my shoes last. Why does my gri-gri keep droppin'my buddy. whats the best rope. ya know what...who gives a s#@t.

That route's not my style, bro.

it gets pretty sequencey through the technical crux but make sure you save some juice for the pump crux

oh man i'm cruxin out

Dude, put your shirt on and take off that effing beanie!

Siiiick! He covered a lot of the high points. Fooor suurrrre....

Is it just me, or do real climbers wear bargain bin scraps and posers wear all the name brands?

Naw Brendan..its guys like me. Work 50 to 60 hours per week, lots of family issues (taking care of parents and kids), home chore responsibilities, etc.. we just have a little time to indulge our passion for climbing and briefly satisfy it with buying new gear, clothing, etc.. The 3 to 6 times per year we get out, we like to take pretty pictures of our new gear and clothing.

"have you seen that new citibank commercial" haha

Brendan Blanchard wrote:Is it just me, or do real climbers wear bargain bin scraps and posers wear all the name brands?

I didnt think you could be a REAL boulderer unles you owned a organic chalk bag or pad.

NIVEK wrote:I didnt think you could be a REAL boulderer unles you owned a organic chalk bag or pad.

Can't believe I've yet to hear, "Dude, that'd only be like a 5.9 in Eldo..."

coldfinger wrote: It's just you. Boulderers wearing scraps aren't "real climbers."

Erick Valler wrote:Can't believe I've yet to hear

Watch this, hehe.

That's a classic line for sure bro!

Naw, you lead this one.