Top Ten Trademarks of Sketchball Climbers
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Hank, lots of very good climbers wear the belay glasses at your gym. I'm just not one them. But I have given chiropractors lots of money to fix my whiplash so the glasses get two thumbs up from me. |
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Hank, lots of very good climbers wear the belay glasses at your gym.quote> |
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Here's a good sign your partner is a sketchball: |
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1. Refuses to buy guidebooks because he can borrow yours and make copies ("Why spend my money?"). Especially when he will go there many times. |
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Taylor Ogden wrote: Bonus points to Old Custer for guessing within 10 lbs of my actual weight.I figured you weren't one of those buck forty pocket climbers. Sketchy climber: |
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"10-people who say things like "I don't like to be called a dumb ass homi." |
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Hank Caylor wrote:Hank, lots of very good climbers wear the belay glasses at your gym.quote> THE TOPIC IS NOT ABOUT VERY GOOD CLIMBERS PEOPLE!! IT'S ABOUT SKETCHBALLS AND PEOPLE THAT WEAR THOSE MORONICAL GLASSES FITS THAT CATEGORY. IF ALEX HONNOLD WAS WEARING THOSE BELAY GLASSES HE WOULD BE A SKETCHBALL TOO!!!!climbing without a rope is pretty sketchball in its self |
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My favorite line from a sketchy climber is "I boulder like v7. So I need to just go for some 5.12 trad now" bearing in mind I have never seen him do anything but hangdog on my pre placed gear on a 5.10 |
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Hank Caylor wrote:By this criteria, I am the LEAST sketchball climber ever. 1.I love to tell you about my climbing experience. 2. I'll give you all the slack you want, or hoist you up the route, whatever you want. 3.I actually have to beg my partners to put in more gear, I climb with some bold freaks. 4.I believe my way of climbing is only good for me, so whatever you want to try is fine. 5.I only think bouldering is wierd(even though I own 3 crashpads). 6.I've been a guide since High School, screwing over the 2nd is grounds for no beer. 7.I'm into catching and eating Bettys, not mariposa. 8.If you know the climber can't do the move, why give em 10 feet of slack and then hoist them up again and again everytime they fall. 9.Even if it is casual, I wail, spray and gnash my teeth about how grim it is. 10.It's a law, the second you pick your nose while belaying, that's when the climber will fall, even on a simple warm-up. There you have it Kayte, tell Jay I'm good to go!+1 |
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Ben F wrote: Agreed - having tape gloves, but no hexes or tricams says "don't know what I'm doing." Specifically, people who do nothing but stab cams into the rock while missing bomber passive gear placement aren't mechanically inclined enough to be leading.You, sir, are passive aggressive. |
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ha, someone used alex honnold as an example... love the guy and hate to point it out but anyone that solos half dome is sketch in my book! LOL... |
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Jon O'Brien wrote:also can't beat the guy that constantly says his shoes don't fit, changes several pairs throughout the day, and still blames the shoe rubber, fit, laces, lackthereof, velcro, heel, etc... always cracks me up when i mentally look at royal robbins' "climbing shoes" in his climbing books... i don't think ma man blamed it on the shoes...That's always a good one. I have a good friend who crushes V10s in blown-out Mythos on a regular basis. Shoes are probably the worst excuse in all of climbing. |
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#1people who climb in sticky rubber |
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people who think that Jethro Tull is just a person in a band |
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People who belay you using a swiss seat made from their frayed car tow rope. I'm just too trusting I know. |
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Mike Lane wrote:*Answers every bit of beta instruction with "thats what she said"uhhuuhh...that's pretty cool |
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Old Custer wrote: "You, sir, are passive aggressive."Nice parry! But the purpose of this post: I'm referring the college writing instructor's wife, Kayte, to the Grammar Nerd. mountainproject.com/v/the-g… I believe the word she was looking for was "hallmark." |
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Once saw a guy giving a belay with the biner locked OPEN, and he was anchored by a sling girth hitched to the back of his harness, turns out the climber was an expert because he was an Army Ranger and NOLS student, but in the 70's. |