In Eldo...STFU!
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D-Storm wrote:Brian, I hear that in Vedauwoo, they like off-width because it's the best cleavage around. Is that true? ;)Or you're into butts. One of the two. |
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Mike McHugh wrote: the motherf*cking pack raiding chipmunks have opposable thumbs and 135 IQs.vermin!! some day I fully expect to find one in my pack when I reach in for a snack. |
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In eldo, idiots try to kill themselves by climbing under other parties, but usually fail. |
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Mike McHugh wrote:In Eldo, dogs can climb 5.7 and the motherf*cking pack raiding chipmunks have opposable thumbs and 135 IQs.+1 to the chipmunks. Those chipmunks owned my lunch every freakin day. Just as I came off rappel and looked down, one was climbing out of the front pocket on someone's backpack with a giant chunk of sandwich. Watch when reaching into your packs! |
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See any honey badgers in Eldo? |
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Mike McHugh wrote:the motherf*cking pack raiding chipmunksI saw one of those little guys get swooped up by some giant bird once! One more good reason for raptor closures :) |
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AJS wrote: I saw one of those little guys get swooped up by some giant bird once! One more good reason for raptor closures :)"In Eldo" once, I had just rapped down the first pitch of T2 and heard a plopping sound. I looked toward the sound in time to see a Swift rolling down a slab without his head! Who took the head!? |
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Clearly this thread lends itself to a haiku-writing contest. Here's a rather lame first attempt. Surely someone can do better? Syllable counts (5-7-5) will be stictly enforced. |
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Proximity is |
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Mike McHugh wrote:motherf*cking pack raiding chipmunks have opposable thumbs and 135 IQs.The answer is here |
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Don't care for Eldo? |
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I've had those chipmunks destroy an entire pack. Chewed all the zippers and didn't even touch the food inside. Also been reaching into my pack and had the little suckers crawl up my arm and jump to freedom; twice! With a steady diet of power bars and organic food we've all created those little monsters. |
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Joe Huggins wrote: "In Eldo" once, I had just rapped down the first pitch of T2 and heard a plopping sound. I looked toward the sound in time to see a Swift rolling down a slab without his head! Who took the head!?The bird was trying to climb Scary Canary... and it scared it's fool head off. That's Eldo for you. |
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Alicia Sokolowski wrote: +1 to the chipmunks. Those chipmunks owned my lunch every freakin day.Cookie tins work really well to keep them off/out. |
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As an Eldo local, I can only laugh. IMO Eldo is about manning up and even getting a little scared. If you can't run with the big boys then go run to your safer spots if you want. If you think everything is too sand bagged then maybe your ego is too big. And if the holds are too greasy for you then maybe you need to think sound thoughts of dry skin and friction, grit your teeth, and go for it. |
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Another haiku: |
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I Live in Provo |
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If you meet three assholes in one day, you're the asshole. |
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Berkeley wrote:If you meet three assholes in one day, you're the asshole.There's true wisdom in that. Here's my haiku In Eldorado I met an arrogant prick We were much the same |
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Tony B wrote: The bird was trying to climb Scary Canary... and it scared it's fool head off. That's Eldo for you.Funny,I was trying to figure out how the bird lost its'head-did a falcon take it? I know they sometimes do have wrecks; they move like Norwegians in wingsuits. Perhaps I need to reread Jonathan Livingston Seagull |