Manners and Etiquete

The worst by far are the little wiener dogs. Those things can be so vicious, and the owner never does a damn thing. I purposely avoid going to my aunt and uncles house because they have 3 of em, one of which jumped up and bit the shit outta my hand the last time I walked in their front door. The dog's name? Demon Deacon. Had I not been with family, I would have booted that dog like Ray Finkle.

Mark Nelson wrote:(to the owner of a pup when at turkey years ago. yes, it was we that peed on him like he did to our rope, little bastard)

Speaking of getting even: a guy I know recently had a huge fight with his girlfriend and left their house for a couple of days to cool off. He went back to their house unannounced and his girlfriend was having sex with another man in their bed. They did not know the boyfriend was in the house. He spied the guys weed pipe on the table, stuck it up his ass as far as possible, set it back down on the table and quietly left.

Cindy Mitchell wrote: Speaking of getting even: a guy I know recently had a huge fight with his girlfriend and left their house for a couple of days to cool off. He went back to their house unannounced and his girlfriend was having sex with another man in their bed. They did not know the boyfriend was in the house. He spied the guys weed pipe on the table, stuck it up his ass as far as possible, set it back down on the table and quietly left.

up his own ass??? why would he do that??? i am not sure who is getting even on whom... now the guy not only did the girlfriend, but his pipe also did the boyfriend...

Cindy Mitchell wrote: Speaking of getting even: a guy I know recently had a huge fight with his girlfriend and left their house for a couple of days to cool off. He went back to their house unannounced and his girlfriend was having sex with another man in their bed. They did not know the boyfriend was in the house. He spied the guys weed pipe on the table, stuck it up his ass as far as possible, set it back down on the table and quietly left.

I did NOT think this thread would go that direction! BRAVO!

I want my thread back!

Don't be a hater, Chris :)

NippIeit wrote:Hear the one about the man who pissed the monkey off? It's a good one.

Uh.... "The Murders In the Rue Morgue"?

Cindy Mitchell wrote: Speaking of getting even: a guy I know recently had a huge fight with his girlfriend and left their house for a couple of days to cool off. He went back to their house unannounced and his girlfriend was having sex with another man in their bed. They did not know the boyfriend was in the house. He spied the guys weed pipe on the table, stuck it up his ass as far as possible, set it back down on the table and quietly left.

BUNG hits?

Wow if people just stopped treating crags and the outdoors in general like some kind of dog park, then this wouldn't be an issue. Just another good reason not to be a sport climber and stay as far away from these pedestrian gomer scenes as possible. Please leave your fucking pets at home, they have no business at a climbing area.

Helldorado wrote:Wow if people just stopped treating crags and the outdoors in general like some kind of dog park, then this wouldn't be an issue. Just another good reason not to be a sport climber and stay as far away from these pedestrian gomer scenes as possible. Please leave your fucking pets at home, they have no business at a climbing area.

You must be one of those creationists who believe animals exist only for our enjoyment, pleasure, and to make life easier. Well, I like my dog more than an idiot beginner climber and will maintain he has as much right to be at the crag as anyone else. He has been there longer (almost 10 years now) is better behaved than some (is usually by my side and when he is not he gets tied up)is more well liked (a very famous crag dog who entertains and makes us laugh) and is not nearly as annoying as an idiot with a daisy chain strapped to his crotch toproping the nearest 5.8 while making power ranger noises. Why don't you just stay at fucking home since your issue is obviously with the dog, my dog is fine with you, gomer.

Mike, no one cares about your dog, or you. It will probably be killed by a falling rock anyways. Please don't bring it climbing or you will be tied to a tree and tea-bagged... repeatedly... sweaty balls Mike... SWEATY FUCKING BALLS.

wow and no one deletes this rubbish

It cracks me up that people with dogs are just like people with kids. They all think their critter is a little angel and everyone loves it, it's cute and entertaining, and well-behaved and above average in every way. IME far less than 10% of "crag dogs" are actually suited to being at the crags, and the owners rarely see the bad behavior because it typically occurs when they are not around (on route, etc) to supervise the mangy cur.

Will S wrote:It cracks me up that people with dogs are just like people with kids. They all think their critter is a little angel and everyone loves it, it's cute and entertaining, and well-behaved and above average in every way. IME far less than 10% of "crag dogs" are actually suited to being at the crags, and the owners rarely see the bad behavior because it typically occurs when they are not around (on route, etc) to supervise the mangy cur.

Amen.

....and this is coming from a TOTAL dog person.