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Yes, that's a climbing harness on the first model. I can't help but think it's all downhill from here. |
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In other news BD raised harness prices by 600% in all metropolitan areas. Arc'teryx had to lower their prices to appeal to the same demographic. |
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There's more - ice axes, ropes & 'beards' ... still not sure if thsoe are real |
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hahahaha I'm gonna start wearing my harness out to the clubs now and tuck my pants into my socks. sweet! |
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Pants in the socks is an old boy scout trick to keep ticks from getting up to your nuts. |
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I totally want to see Jack Black in this gettup on his way to save some chick in the alps with Heidi hair... |
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Us climbers are a sexy bunch! Need to buy an Amish looking hat and hit the crags but I need to practice my approach hike posture, haha! |
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bwalt822 wrote:Pants in the socks is an old boy scout trick to keep ticks from getting up to your nuts.Ticks or scoutmasters? |
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That kinda made me sick to my stomach |
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Sweeeeeet! I can wear my climbing costume all the time and I'll be cool at work or in the dirt. Nice...now if I could just remember where I put my 'climbing' cape? |
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Mike Anderson wrote: Ticks or scoutmasters?Naa, scoutmasters teach the kids how to tuck their shirt into their pants. "No, Johny, let me show you..." j/k Call off the BSA lawyers! |
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The model wearing the harness looks frighteningly like Jon Bon Jovi. |