Conspiracy Theory
|
After a few years of viewing Mountain project, I finally realized that there has been a conspiracy to dupe the readers. Some photographs are reversed, rotated or flipped to make one single image look like multiple images of different climbs. |
|
I don't see how this OW photo of the girl is flipped. |
|
Lighten up PTZ. |
|
haha...If I wasn't pretty sure Pamela was in Vedawoo, which is confirmed by Rob Calm (Godfather of Vedawoo) submitting the photo, on a route which I'm pretty sure I saw in an article in Climbing, I "might" agree with ya! (I know this is mostly tongue in cheek) |
|
Well guys, it's -8 degrees and windy out and I have a broken wrist. I'm not climbing... I'm bored. PZT- you might have noticed some subtle differences in the climbers of the two routes that might indicate that it was not the same photo as well... |
|
WTF? i don't see any correlation, inverse correlation, coherence, covalance, covariation, cohabitation, or confirmation of how that dude looks anything like a cat with a damned banana on its head. this is total BS and i won't tolerate it! |
|
Who has those photos from Moab last year where the cliffs were covered in ice? |
|
Tony, i think your on the verge of a major breakthrough here.... or wait.... maybe it's a breakdown. |
|
Mike Pharris wrote:Tony, i think your on the verge of a major breakthrough here.... or wait.... maybe it's a breakdown. I'm pretty sure the only thing for you to do is bring this evidence to the Dark Horse and vet it thoroughly with other climbers.Speaking of the Dark Horse, I just found another one, where a pic on MP.com is elsewhere on the net: party boys and (CENSORED) |
|
I thought science was the art of falsification; and why are there no pics of dogs taking a dump in below zero temps? Further evidence that anti-gravity does not exist at sub-zero temps |
|
That's the "Offwith-o-Matic" iPhone app - the best kept dirty little secret in climbing photography. |
|
James Beissel wrote:That's the "Offwith-o-Matic" iPhone app - the best kept dirty little secret in climbing photography. The truth about OWs is that they suck and nobody wants to climb them, yet the industry demands photos to sell those expensive cams. A green screen, a little gaffers tape, a lot of hair gel - click - instant offwidth photo. I'm pretty sure that epic mouse photo was taken by the one and only Bart Bledsoe, and it has Offwith-o-Matic written all over it. As far as I know, no human since Chuck Pratt has actually climbed a wide crack, and he may have been a robot sent back in time by Black Diamond in post-apocalyptic 2029 to protect their global domination built on profits from #6 Camalot sales. The truth is out there, Tony.HA!!! I'm a believer now! |
|
Uh, Tony, didn't your pharmacist remind you to avoid drinking alcohol when you're taking those little white pills...? |
|
I thought they were the little blue pills |
|
Mark Nelson wrote:I thought they were the little blue pillsYou guys have a terrible sense of timing. I have been on the green ones for the last 3 days. |
|
|
|
I'm starting to hope Tony getsbetter quickly, cause he's starting to get scary. |
|
Something definitely looks fishy in this one- |
|