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Need new route names

Count Chockula · · Littleton, CO · Joined Aug 2006 · Points: 5

Altered Boys (on Roofies)
Papal Vapor
Last Communion
Don't Drink The Holy Water
Pepe Le Pew

And my personal favorite, but not 'sanctuary' themed...

Milton Burl

Chris Tucker · · Knoxville, TN · Joined Jul 2009 · Points: 15
Crag Dweller wrote:hmmm, the sanctuary, huh? a few names come to mind: - holier than thou (if on pocketed limestone) - pope ya don't fall - pope on a rope - alter boys don't cry (ok, that may be bad. but, that came to mind before the PC censor kicked in, which leads to...) - the mind works in mysterious ways - this is what jesus would do
I'm like, OMG......
Monty · · Golden, CO · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 3,525
The Larry wrote:"Mud Falcon"

Ha! That's what we used to call our store manager at REI. One of the old dudes was reading a metolious catalog and saw the poop tube. It mentioned not letting loose a "Mud Falcon" down the wall, and the old dude said a "flying turd, that sounds like Tim!"
Monty · · Golden, CO · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 3,525
Allen Hill wrote:Smoke some good pot. The names will come.
+1 .... just make sure you write them down.
Cpt. E · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2006 · Points: 95

Unrightous Dominion

Tom Rangitsch · · Lander, Wy · Joined Jan 2007 · Points: 1,699

There are 11 areas on Mountain Project named The Sanctuary (I actually added one of them but did not name it). If you are going to use that for your new crag, why don't you just use the names of the routes at all the other Sanctuaries. It would save a lot of creativity.

Kenny Thompson · · Cottage grove oregon · Joined Feb 2010 · Points: 560

the Sanctuary sounds like a sounds like a rehab or a mental hospital name your routes accordingly. how about like shock therapy or straight jacket maybe padded cell.

Jorde · · Boulder · Joined Jun 2008 · Points: 150

Papal Smear

Choss Chasin' · · Torrance, CA · Joined Aug 2010 · Points: 25

Sport climb 1
Sport climb 2
Sport climb 3
etc.
etc.

May as well be non-creative while your being non-creative.

Forestvonsinkafinger · · Iowa · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 2,090

Trad Routes

Freak out or forever hold your piece (5.12 R)
Run-out and spread the word!
A priests useless nuts will come in handy (offwidth 5.5)

Sport Routes
prelude to fire and brimstone
fire and brimstone
franken-sent
Turns no one away
nun-ya-bizness
eternal damnation (5.15d)X

Ty Harlacker · · Albuquerque, NM · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 231
Monty wrote: +1 .... just make sure you write them down.
+2
JPVallone · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Aug 2004 · Points: 195

Come on guys this, has to be a troll, but if it is, been some great responses and worth the troll. LOL

Mike Willig · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2004 · Points: 750

meat curtains

AWinters · · NH · Joined Apr 2007 · Points: 5,120

'Thanksta Gangstas'

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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