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Worst residents in climbing history.*

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Amos Patrick · · Estes Park · Joined Dec 2001 · Points: 337

Those effin marmots tend to chew up my stuff but I think the fellas that run the beer trailer at RRG may be the scariest.

Mike Anderson · · Colorado Springs, CO · Joined Nov 2004 · Points: 3,265

Mosquitoes, hands down.

GnarthVader · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2008 · Points: 105

Ticks

Aaron Martinuzzi · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2008 · Points: 1,485

nah, RRG beer trailer guys are great.

3. flies at belays.
2. ticks
1. anything that eats your shit.

Cota · · Bend OR · Joined Dec 2008 · Points: 0

That fat guy at the gate in Potrero...

mike h · · Front Range, CO · Joined Jun 2010 · Points: 24
Cota wrote:That fat guy at the gate in Potrero...
+1 for Jabba the Hut
Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,280

The car break in thieves at RRG this past summer. (or have they been gunned down by now?)

Shamus Gaffney · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 50

The creepy dude that followed me up the Spur road at Lincoln Woods.

Cam Robertson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2010 · Points: 0

Porcupines. They are sharp AND eat your boots and tiedowns.

Buff Johnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2005 · Points: 1,145

marmots --- they're dumb; throw lots of rocks at them

Eric Krantz · · Black Hills · Joined Feb 2004 · Points: 420

Sport climbers. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!

Ok, just kidding.

Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,280
Cam Robertson wrote:Porcupines. They are sharp AND eat your boots and tiedowns.
+1 had porkys eat my snowshoes once, thus had to stump out of deep snow backcountry. I would kill the next porcupine I meet for that one.
GnarthVader · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2008 · Points: 105
Woodchuck ATC wrote: +1 had porkys eat my snowshoes once, thus had to stump out of deep snow backcountry. I would kill the next porcupine I meet for that one.
And they are really loud when chewing a stump beside your tent.
Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,280
Tim Davis wrote: And they are really loud when chewing a stump beside your tent.
and it hurts when they chew on your stump.
kachoong · · Atlanta, GA · Joined Jan 2010 · Points: 180

These bastards!



youtube.com/watch?v=OMLpPoO…

They seem to have a fascination with tearing up shit, including rubber. Once, they even took off with one of my shoelaces while my hiking boots were drying.
Ryan Williams · · London (sort of) · Joined May 2009 · Points: 1,245
kachoong wrote:These bastards! youtube.com/watch?v=OMLpPoO… They seem to have a fascination with tearing up shit, including rubber. Once, they even took off with one of my shoelaces while my hiking boots were drying.
Those alpine parrots... Kia's right? They got two wiper blades off my car in about 20 min. Assholes!
kachoong · · Atlanta, GA · Joined Jan 2010 · Points: 180
Ryan Williams wrote: Those alpine parrots... Kia's right? They got two wiper blades off my car in about 20 min. Assholes!
Yeah, Kia's... that's right.

I remember seeing a NZ insurance commercial once where a car gets covered in Kia's... they get scared, all fly away, a moment of silence then the car falls apart... classic!
Seth Musulin · · Denver · Joined Oct 2008 · Points: 30
goatboywonder wrote:... but I think the fellas that run the beer trailer at RRG may be the scariest.
Hey, those guys sold me my first beer (ok...wine coolers) when I was 17. I will not have them defamed.
Hank Caylor · · Livin' in the Junk! · Joined Dec 2003 · Points: 643
mike h wrote: +1 for Jabba the Hut
+2 for Jabba. He cooked and ate a skunk for dinner one time and stunk up half the canyon!
Ed Wright · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2006 · Points: 285
Cota wrote:That fat guy at the gate in Potrero...
Y'all will be glad to know that Jabba took off after almost being killed by the massive rock fall we had last Dec. and has not been seen since.
Davi Rivas · · Ventura, CA · Joined Feb 2006 · Points: 1,335
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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