Bridger Jacks YESTERDAY

You know who you are.

You woke up around noon and carted your cranky-faced women up to the easiest tower on the formation.

You then sat there expressing outrage while an inexperienced team of 3 were dealing with their 1st tower ever. How dare they be on your tower, huh? How dare they wake up earlier than you and get their asses up there before you, huh?

What was worse was that you didn't tell your woman to shut the hell up when they started screaming up at these poor bastards above them who were just trying to have a good time.

Get 'yer leather-faced purses out of bed a little earlier and spare us all the drama.

I was very relived when you realized there were several other formations to climb and decided to leave those poor gumbies alone.

It suddenly got a lot quieter w/out your hags spouting off.

Oh how I miss the Creek....

Dude, I totally hear you. Last weekend my wife and I took her mom up the first flatiron for Mother’s Day. We chose an easier, non-popular route on the far left which merges at the last traverse pitch. I lead the last traverse pitch quickly, put mom on belay, and she starts across, and some ‘pudgy middle aged hardman climbing with trekking poles attached over his shoulder’ wants to pass mom while she is doing the downclimb into the notch. She lets him pass, he comes up to my belay, pissing and moaning.

Mom and my wife get to my belay with ‘pudgy middle aged douchbag #2, aka Rich’ hot on their heals, bitching the entire time. I ask if they want to go ahead and rap first. They complain that I am in their way and that they won’t be able to pull their rope (I tell them I will help them pull it and it won’t be a problem). They keep bitching so I say, “fine, we’ll go first”. The entire time I was ultra-friendly, but getting pretty tired of their lip. The 3 of us are on the ground within about 10 minutes, despite it being mom’s first rap. I rapped first so I could give mom a fireman’s belay. While mom and my wife are at the anchor, they keep bitching and say “I guess we should have gone first”. It made my mother in law feel bad and put kind of a damper on an otherwise terrific day.

I so badly wanted to kick their teeth out their ass when they got to the ground, but unfortunately my mother in law still thinks I’m a real sweet guy. These douchebags wake up late, get on possibly the most popular route in the country, on one of the most popular weekends, and bitch about being held up for a couple minutes. I know what you guys look like and I am going to take a colossal crap in your packs the next time we meet, and if you lip off, I am going to make you eat that crap.

slim wrote:I am going to take a colossal crap in your packs the next time we meet

Ha! Someone once told me about the time he took a crap on some a-hole's windshield who had cheated on his little sister or something like that...He did it right in the gutter where the windshield wipers sit so that when the guy turned on his car and the wipers started going it smeared it all over his windshield. That's also where the A/C system draws in fresh air...*

But yeah, so they had to spend a few more minutes at the top of the flatirons with their beautiful vistas to the west - boohoo...

-AJS

• I certainly don't condone this behavior...just sayin' it'd be pretty funny

might i suggest putting the crap on and around their gas cap so that it can stew there until they have to go in for a refill. maybe under their door handle?

i like the suggestions keep them coming. i was thinking of crapping in their packs, and then picking them up and shaking the hell out of them.

Captain, do you know if this asshole and his harpies are on this site?
I do hate that kind of behavior and feel your pain. Its embarrassing.

Nicely done Cpt. E. What the heck are these people thinking!

Jaaron Mankins wrote:Nicely done Cpt. E. I had a fried who crapped on the drivers seat of a redneck's jeep after a long protracted backpack out of the wilderness. He was outraged by the "OFFROADERS FOR BUSH" sticker and proceeded to soil said seat. Jeep was parked at trailhead with no one around!!

So this Jeep owner did nothing at all to your "friend", and for no reason other than because s/he passively exercised his first amendment rights, your "friend" vandalized his car?

I suppose your friend would understand if he came back to his Prius with the "Yes We Can" sticker and there was a turd on it. Its amazing how narcicistic and un-empathetic people can be, which is I believe the basis for this soon-to-die thread.

Jaaron Mankins wrote:Nicely done Cpt. E. I had a fried who crapped on the drivers seat of a redneck's jeep after a long protracted backpack out of the wilderness. He was outraged by the "OFFROADERS FOR BUSH" sticker and proceeded to soil said seat. Jeep was parked at trailhead with no one around!!

Unless you are exaggerating or trolling, then your friend deserves to get his teeth kicked in....and I'm no fan of Bush.

Jaaron Mankins wrote:Nicely done Cpt. E. I had a fried who crapped on the drivers seat of a redneck's jeep after a long protracted backpack out of the wilderness. He was outraged by the "OFFROADERS FOR BUSH" sticker and proceeded to soil said seat. Jeep was parked at trailhead with no one around!!

oh the narrow-mindedness of "liberals"...

Jaaron Mankins wrote:Nicely done Cpt. E. I had a fried who crapped on the drivers seat of a redneck's jeep after a long protracted backpack out of the wilderness. He was outraged by the "OFFROADERS FOR BUSH" sticker and proceeded to soil said seat. Jeep was parked at trailhead with no one around!!

I'll make sure to post this on any off-roaders' forums that I can find. I hope your friend does get his teeth kicked in.

geez.....i guess i should have expected a little thread drift considering the offending party's behavior yesterday........but fecal matter and liberalism?..

nope. never would have thought......

Jaaron Mankins wrote:Nicely done Cpt. E. I had a fried who crapped on the drivers seat of a redneck's jeep after a long protracted backpack out of the wilderness. He was outraged by the "OFFROADERS FOR BUSH" sticker and proceeded to soil said seat. Jeep was parked at trailhead with no one around!!

You definitely should NOT have shit on his seat, but definitely SHOULD have peed all over his tires. OFFROADERS FOR BUSH... What a p-r-i-c-k !

Mike Anderson wrote:Oh how I miss the Creek....

yep

You did the right thing because you do not want to get into a fight while climbing someone could get hurt !

Ironic that this thread turned scatological so quickly, as that scat is one of many reasons Indian Creek should and will be shut down to climbing in the near future.

1. I think that this was a shitty thing to do.

2. I was not with him, and only heard it from a third party.

3. It is not right to shit on any one's property even if the bumper sticker says "please shit on my seat".

4. Sorry this caused such an uproar, I got carried away with the poo stories.

5. I enjoy off roading myself, and if he would have done this while I was driving or with him, I would have left his ass there.

6. I agree he deserved getting his teeth bashed in for this one.

7. Cpt. E.-Nice work on climbing three towers yesterday. Paulie was pleasantly sore today.

Its cool Jaaron... hard to read in the satire and comedy in someones post. I get busted for it all the time.
sam

Perhaps it can be admitted by all involved that the actions taken by certain individuals were beyond the accepted norms of standard behaviour. If this individual recognizes that his or her actions breach accepted behaviour, then he/she can begin to change his/her future behaviour.