I have [a little] experience but I'm a big fan of [climbing] ... I keep [a picture of me climbing on] my refrigerator. I'd like to put more [pictures there]. That's where you come in.

I'm 20 years old and occasionally climb with fireworks....is that okay?

Kayla Watson wrote:I'm 20 years old and occasionally climb with fireworks....is that okay?

Kayla, maybe I can shoot a roman candle at you while you ropegun up some 5.gnar for michele...hey michele want to take pictures of that?

Skyeler I have cherry bombs. nothing gets your attention when I'm yelling for slack/clipping than a cherry bomb at your feet while you're shooting roman candles at Kayla.

michellesherie wrote: NON stoners/drunks. I don't care if you do smoke and drink (preferable socially), just not while you are belaying me, please.

Skyeler & Sam, I prefer NON Roman Candles/Cherry bombs. I don't care if you use them (preferable socially), just not while you are belaying me, please.

Kayla Watson wrote: Skyeler & Sam, I prefer NON Roman Candles/Cherry bombs. I don't care if you use them (preferable socially), just not while you are belaying me, please.

Uhhh, what if I bring you free shoes?

[Occasionally]... but I am a scumbag & a loser.

Do you have any experience in clucking photography? My boyfriend and I are looking for a photographer. We'd be willing to give you a catch and let you borrow gear if you'll take photos and/or film.

Jessica Vose wrote:Do you have any experience in clucking photography? My boyfriend and I are looking for a photographer. We'd be willing to give you a catch and let you borrow gear if you'll take photos and/or film.

My boyfriend and I are really into clucking as well.
We are climbers who fuck, not fuckers who climb.

I'm very interested in getting a photographer for updating my facebook profile photo. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated!

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Kayla Watson wrote: My boyfriend and I are really into clucking as well. We are climbers who fuck, not fuckers who climb. I'm very interested in getting a photographer for updating my facebook profile photo. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated! youtube.com/results?search_…

Kayla - would you be interested in some sort of clucking weekend, possibly in the creek? Michelle you could come too!

guys, I feel like all this clucking talk, while stimulating on several levels, is ultimately distracting the OP's original intent on finding a man, uh I mean climbing partner. Whoa, what a freudian slip. Sorry Michele, didn't mean to spill the beans.

that video was awesome

Skyeler Congdon wrote:guys, I feel like all this clucking talk, while stimulating on several levels, is ultimately distracting the OP's original intent on finding a man, uh I mean climbing partner. Whoa, what a freudian slip. Sorry Michele, didn't mean to spill the beans.

I have dated climbers and know the climbing world ... if I was looking for a man, MP would be the absolute LAST place I would look. I'm looking for people to climb with. Apparently, MP was the last place to look for real climbers, too. Looks like the majority of the people on here spend most of their time high jacking people's posts to make fun of them for wanting to learn a something new. I guess I'll leave climbing to stoners, creepers, and the scumbags of the earth. Or just go find real people to go climb with. I'm getting outta this thread, in anyone really wants to just CLIMB, and not fuck around, then send me a message.

Peace

michellesherie wrote: I guess I'll leave climbing to stoners, creepers, and the scumbags of the earth.

awwww, come on now, that's no way to make friends. climbers just like to have a little fun.

At least she wasn't looking for a woody to train on. mountainproject.com/v/color…

michellesherie wrote: I guess I'll leave climbing to stoners, creepers, and the scumbags of the earth. Or just go find real people to go climb with.

Oh sweet, I meet the last two categories!!

There are no real people, we're all from SkyNet.

Well, unfortunately all the real climbers are in the Centennial State; typically 35 miles outside of Bou...

So this whole thing is a bummer, I can totally feel for you.

About the only thing I can do is offer another item for your fridge.

Howdy Pilgrim This is my Fire Troll (careful....he knows verbal judo)

its kinda like a mad lib...

I have [adjective] experience but I'm a big fan of [verb] ... I keep [fragment] my refrigerator. I'd like to put more [noun]. That's where you come in.

I'll start:

I have [extensive] experience but I'm a big fan of [pogs] ... I keep [a picture of chuck norris on] my refrigerator. I'd like to put more [manparts there]. That's where you come in.

I have [a shitload of] experience but I'm a big fan of [butt sex] ... I keep [a ticklist of my sends on] my refrigerator. I'd like to put more [sends]. That's where you come in.

Shumin Wu wrote: The difference between that thread and this is the OP in the woody thread was conceivably serious, whereas the OP in this thread is clueless. There were some serious offers and real advice given in that thread, whereas the only useful thing I've read in this thread is: and it's not even directed at the OP. To OP (if you are still reading the thread). People have mainly been harping on 2 things, if you haven't gotten the drift: 1) Be self-sufficient: you ought have learned that from climbers, so get your own gear before you ask for a partner, and know how to take care of yourself instead of mentioning some BAMF you know 2) Beggars can't be choosers: you are looking for a mentor, not an equal partnership, so stop demanding what your potential mentor should/shouldn't be, and offer something a little more (than you'll take pictures) to attract someone other than those looking for benefits in the sack.

+1

Oh man, this is getting a little out of control. I even tried to be a nice person and offered to climb sometime.

Well, if you can't beat them...

I have [over 50,000 top rope climbs worth of] experience, but I'm a big fan of [myself] ... I keep [journals of how awesome I am on] my refrigerator. I'd like to put more [disturbing photos of myself there]. That's where you come in.