Your local department store. :) Scuffing some cheap leather loafers was worth the experience. Some in my group freaked out, but I figured the guards in the machine gun towers were more worried about guys climbing from the other side...
ahh, yeah. my bad. better get to buildin' an anchor for the portaledge and get ready for a bivy, those desert nights get CUH-HOLD!
I can't believe you didn't go for that sexy offwidth about six feet to your right. I mean, that'd really show them... what're a few bullets, bombs, and thousands of years of animosity to a few stacked-fist and thrutching-induced curses and shoulder scrapes?
off-width = world peace. sounds logical enough to me.