Sad Photo? Why can't I wear what I want? So what if pals get giggles out of me heading up off-widths in shiny neon taffeta clown pants? And so what if I'm happy to humor people. That makes me a sport climber? What? Do I need painters pants to climb trad? And I thought those are for sport climbers who lack good crack technique and wear them to keep from getting all scraped up?!?!? Hmmph! Mr. crabby butt. Who said that clothes make a man?