Too funny! =) "An 'Alpine Start' is a start that happens in the early morning ranging from 11:00 PM on long routes to not long before sunrise for shorter routes or faster parties. An "Alpine Start" must begin in the dark." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpine_style
John...thanks for the clarification. Bryan was making an attempt to be sarcastic, but obviously not everyone gets sarcasm.
I picked up on the sarcasm. The pic made me chuckle, good stuff!