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Name Rating Location Comments Tick Date

Peaches

5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Children's Crag

With Eric

Mar 18, 2015

Ragged Edges

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (2 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Ragged Edges Area

Followed Eric

Mar 18, 2015

Birdland

5.7+ 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (6 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Brass Wall

Led 1, 3 & 5, with Eric

Mar 17, 2015

Cookie Monster

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (3 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Mescalito

With Eric

Mar 17, 2015

Y2K

5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a (4 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Mescalito

Led first two pitches

Mar 15, 2015

Small Purchase

5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Magic Mountain

TR, with Dan, Jolie and Eric. Very good pitch!

Mar 15, 2015

Schaeffer's Delight

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (3 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Whiskey Peak - East

Led pitches 2 & 3, with Eric.

Mar 14, 2015

Friction Face Panty Waist

5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Running Man Wall

Led, with Eric

Mar 14, 2015

One-Eyed Jacks

5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Stratocaster Area

Coupla falls, with Eric

Mar 14, 2015

Dark Shadows

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (4 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Mescalito

All the way to top of Mescalito, with Eric

Mar 13, 2015

Unimpeachable Groping

5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b (7 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Ginger Buttress

Did first pitch, turned around due to SLOW group of three ahead of us. With Eric.

Mar 12, 2015

Olive Oil

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (7 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Rose Tower

Followed all, with Eric

Mar 11, 2015

Geronimo

5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b (4 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Jackrabbit Buttress

Led 2 & 4, with Eric

Mar 11, 2015

Sensuous Mortician

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Necromancer Wall

Led, with Eric

Mar 10, 2015

Fold Out

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Necromancer Wall

Followed Eric

Mar 10, 2015

Frigid Air Buttress

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (7 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Frigid Air Buttress

Led 2, 4, 5 and 7. With Eric

Mar 10, 2015

Frieda's Flake

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (3 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Solar Slab - Lower Tier

OS pitch 1. Did Johnny Vegas 5.9 variation for 3rd, with Eric

Mar 9, 2015

Arch Enemy

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (3 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Solar Slab - Upper Tier

OS pitch 2 & 3. Great 3rd pitch.

Mar 9, 2015

Bruja's Brew

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (4 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Lotta Balls Wall

Led 1,2 & 3, with Eric

Mar 8, 2015

Black Magic

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (4 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Lotta Balls Wall

Led 1 & 2, with Eric

Mar 8, 2015

Touch and Go

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Touch and Go Face

Led, 1 take

Mar 7, 2015

Right Between the Eyes

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : SW Face Right (Monkey Busin...

OS with Dino

Mar 7, 2015

Norwegian Wood

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Snickers - North Face

OS With Eric and Dino

Mar 7, 2015

Stood Up

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Great Burrito

OS with Eric

Mar 6, 2015

Kemosabe and Tonto

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Great Burrito

OS with Eric

Mar 6, 2015

Sail Away

5.8- 5b 16 VI- 14 VS 4c (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Hidden Tower

Followed Erics lead

Mar 6, 2015

Bearded Cabbage

5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : The Old Woman - East Face

Followed Erics lead

Mar 6, 2015

Colorado Crack

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Conan's Corridor

OS, with Eric

Mar 5, 2015

Gem

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Conan's Corridor

Followed Erics lead

Mar 5, 2015

Exorcist

5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : East Wall Inner (Exorcist A...

Led, 4? Falls, great route.

Mar 5, 2015

Lazy Day

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : South Horror Rock

Followed Eric's lead

Mar 5, 2015

SW Corner

5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Headstone Rock

OS with Eric

Mar 5, 2015

Amanda

5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : The Hot Tub

TR, with Eric and Dino

Mar 4, 2015

The Dharma Bums

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : The Hot Tub

OS, fun. With Eric and Dino

Mar 4, 2015

Elixir

5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : The Hot Tub

TR, with Eric and Dino

Mar 4, 2015

Watanobe Wall

5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Watanobe Wall

Led, 2 falls. Good climb. With Eric and Dino

Mar 4, 2015

Season Opener

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Watanobe Wall

OS, with Eric and Dino

Mar 4, 2015

The Bong

5.4 4a 12 IV 10 VD 3c (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : The Blob - North Face

Followed Eric, fun

Mar 4, 2015

Toe Jam

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : The Old Woman - East Face

Followed Eric, real good

Mar 4, 2015

Double Cross

5.7+ 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : The Old Woman - West Face

Led, with Eric and Dino

Mar 3, 2015

Dogleg

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : The Old Woman - West Face

OS, with Eric and Dino

Mar 3, 2015

Buissonier

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : The Blob - Southeast Face

OS, with Eric and Dino

Mar 3, 2015

Kid's Corner

WI2-3 (3 p) 

AK : Anchorage & South Central I... : Caribou Creek

Led all pitches with Josh. Aaron and Jesse climbed below us. Fun day.

Dec 21, 2014

Campground Crack

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

UT : Moab Area : ... : Wall Street

Top Rope

Nov 17, 2014

Slab Route

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

UT : Moab Area : ... : Wall Street

OS

Nov 17, 2014

Grama and the Green Suede Shoes

5.7+ 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

UT : Moab Area : ... : Wall Street

OS

Nov 17, 2014

Potstash

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

UT : Moab Area : ... : Wall Street

Backed off at the top

Nov 17, 2014

Cave Route

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

UT : Zion National Park : Cerberus Gendarme

Top roped

Nov 14, 2014

Man's Best Friend

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (2 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Front Corridor

Led first pitch

Nov 10, 2014

Plan F - first pitch (5.9)

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Ragged Edges Area

Top roped

Nov 10, 2014

Bigfoot - aka Sole Slasher

5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Hidden Falls Wall

Top rope

Nov 10, 2014

Ragged Edges

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (2 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Ragged Edges Area

Led first pitch

Nov 10, 2014

Black Track

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Hidden Falls Wall

Led, clean, for once!

Nov 10, 2014

Go Ahead and Jump

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Ragged Edges Area

OS

Nov 9, 2014

Getting Too Old for This S--t

5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c R (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Ragged Edges Area

OS

Nov 9, 2014

Motorcycle Mama

5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Mother's Crag

OS, with Maggie

Nov 9, 2014

Scent of the Ultraman

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Ultraman Wall

OS, with Maggie!

Nov 9, 2014

Johnny Vegas

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (4 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Solar Slab - Lower Tier

With Maggie!

Nov 8, 2014

Y2K

5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a (4 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Mescalito

Led pitch 1 and 4, with Bill and Aaron

Nov 7, 2014

Olive Oil

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (7 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Rose Tower

Climbed with Maggie! Great day!

Nov 6, 2014

Physical Graffiti

5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b (2 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Riding Hood Wall

Climbed with Maggie. Bill, Aaron and Luzma in tow!

Nov 5, 2014

Sensuous Mortician

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Necromancer Wall

Led, with Bill. Maggie, Aaron and Luzma nearby.

Nov 5, 2014

Overhang Bypass

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (2 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Intersection Rock

Followed first pitch, led second. Pretty good climb.

Nov 3, 2014

The Flake

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Intersection Rock

Led, finally! Great route

Nov 3, 2014

Lazy Day

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : South Horror Rock

OS with Bill

Nov 3, 2014

Pope's Crack

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Echo Rock - South Face

Led, fell again! Couple takes

Nov 1, 2014

Eff Eight

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Mounds

Followed Bills lead, fun!

Nov 1, 2014

Swept Away

5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c (2 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Echo Rock - South Face

Followed first pitch

Nov 1, 2014

Invisibility Lessons

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Future Games Rock

Followed Bill with Dino

Oct 31, 2014

Continuum

5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Future Games Rock

Led, 1 take

Oct 31, 2014

Pinky and the Brain

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Isles in the Sky

OS with Bill and Dino

Oct 31, 2014

Flying Chuckwalla

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Cowlick Crag

OS

Oct 29, 2014

Pancakes and Porn

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Cowlick Crag

OS

Oct 29, 2014

Sour Mash

5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a (6 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Black Velvet Wall

Led pitch 1 and 2, Dino did 3 and 4 and Bill did 5 and 6

Oct 28, 2014

Varnishing Point

5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (2 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Brass Wall

Followed, with Bill and Dino

Oct 27, 2014

Straight Shooter

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Straight Shooter Wall

Led, 1 fall, 1 take. With Bill and Dino

Oct 27, 2014

Cat in the Hat

5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b (6 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Mescalito

With Bill and Maggie

Oct 27, 2014

Topless Twins

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Brass Wall

Followed, with Bill and Dino

Oct 27, 2014

Romper Room

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Romper Room

TR with Bill

Oct 25, 2014

Lotta Balls

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (3 p) 

NV : Red Rock : ... : Lotta Balls Wall

Led second pitch, with Bill

Oct 25, 2014

Wall Flower

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a PG13 (1 p) 

CA : Sierra Eastside : ... : Warm Up Wall

OS with Maggie

Oct 23, 2014

Clip Jr.

5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b (1 p) 

CA : Sierra Eastside : ... : Warm Up Wall

OS with Maggie

Oct 23, 2014

Welcome to the Gorge

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

CA : Sierra Eastside : ... : Warm Up Wall

TR with Maggie

Oct 23, 2014

Lazy Bum

5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b (2 p) 

CA : Yosemite National Park : ... : Sunnyside Bench

TR, lots of falls

Oct 21, 2014

Jamcrack

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (2 p) 

CA : Yosemite National Park : ... : Sunnyside Bench

OS first pitch, with Maggie

Oct 21, 2014

Hanging Flake

5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b (1 p) 

CA : Yosemite National Park : ... : Swan Slab

OS with Maggie

Oct 21, 2014

Swan Slab Gully

5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b (3 p) 

CA : Yosemite National Park : ... : Swan Slab

Last two pitches, with Maggie

Oct 21, 2014

5 Gallon Buckets

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

OR : Smith Rock : (g) Morning Glory Wall

OS with Maggie

Oct 15, 2014

Night Flight

5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a (1 p) 

OR : Smith Rock : (k) The Dihedrals

OS with Maggie

Oct 15, 2014

Cinnamon Slab

5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b (2 p) 

OR : Smith Rock : (k) The Dihedrals

OS with Maggie

Oct 15, 2014

Commie Pinkos

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

OR : Smith Rock : (u) Red Wall

OS with Maggie

Oct 14, 2014

Papillion

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

OR : Smith Rock : (u) Red Wall

OS with Maggie

Oct 14, 2014

Super Slab

5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b (3 p) 

OR : Smith Rock : (u) Red Wall

1st pitch only, with Maggie

Oct 14, 2014

How Low Can You Go?

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

OR : Smith Rock : (j) Rope de Dope Block

OS with Maggie

Oct 14, 2014

Shamu

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

OR : Smith Rock : (j) Rope de Dope Block

OS with Maggie

Oct 14, 2014

North Slab Crack

5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a R (1 p) 

OR : Smith Rock : (j) Rope de Dope Block

OS solo

Oct 14, 2014

Immortal Beloved

5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (1 p) 

OR : Smith Rock : (j) Rope de Dope Block

OS with Maggie

Oct 14, 2014

Mini Bender

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (1 p) 

OR : Smith Rock : (j) Rope de Dope Block

OS with Maggie

Oct 13, 2014

Morgantown

5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b (1 p) 

OR : Smith Rock : (j) Rope de Dope Block

TR'd with Maggie.

Oct 13, 2014

Klahanie Crack

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b (1 p) 

North America : Canada : ... : Shannon Falls

4 laps, 1st climb at Squamish, with Maggie!

Oct 6, 2014

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