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Location: CA : Central Coast : Hwy 166/Silly Rock : Owl Tor
By: Internet Hardman When: Jul 2, 2014

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Comments: The guy that wrote the Article is from the Bay Area. I thought the article was completely lame - he basically just talks trash, and posts some photos of his friends hangdogging up some hard routes. Maybe it's the fact that he has some injury that doesn't let him climb anymore (excuse) that he goes around shooting photos and writing articles about areas he doesn't climb at, or even research on mproject (not even a few clicks) for that matter. The keyboard can be quite shouldery after watching oth... more >>


Location: CA : Central Coast : Santa Barbara : Cielo Crack Crag : Cielo Crack (a.k.a. "Pakalo... (5.11a)
By: Internet Hardman When: Jun 1, 2014

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Comments: The roof, lip, and wide section climb great. The finger exit moves were pretty dirty. Definitely worth doing, especially with the sub-2 minute approach.


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak : Cracked Wall : Namasté (5.12a)
By: Internet Hardman When: Mar 30, 2014

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Comments: It almost appears low angle in the videos, but pulling over that bulge definitely feels vertical.


Location: CA : Central Coast : Hwy 166/Silly Rock : Owl Tor : Chips Ahoy (5.12d)
By: Internet Hardman When: Dec 1, 2013

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Comments: This is the best route I've ever flailed on.


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak : Cracked Wall : Curley Shuffle (5.12a)
By: Internet Hardman When: Nov 18, 2013

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Comments: Clip bolt 2 at your waist, after doing the crux. Don't worry, that spinning quarter inch first bolt is bomber, lots of folks have 'tested' it.


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak : P-Wall : ... : Photo
By: Internet Hardman When: Sep 17, 2013

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Comments: Thanks but I'll stick with Dirty Rat's Crack


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Little Gotham
By: Internet Hardman When: Aug 22, 2013

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Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Little Gotham
By: Internet Hardman When: Aug 16, 2013

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Comments: Oh ok! haha well at least its on here for other people to go to now. whatever. its kinda cool, something different


Location: CA : Central Coast : Hwy 166/Silly Rock : Owl Tor : Photo
By: Internet Hardman When: Aug 6, 2013

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Comments: Stoked ya I'll be there!


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak : Cracked Wall : Only Way To Fly (5.10c)
By: Internet Hardman When: Jun 20, 2013

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Comments: New stainless mussy hooks up top. The old courtesy clips were sharp and worn.


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak : Summit Blocks - West : Room With A View (5.11b)
By: Internet Hardman When: Apr 19, 2013

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Comments: Powerful, dynamic edging and smearing on high steps and small crimps to a final crux reach for a 'jug.' Ultra classic.

5.11c/d, but a few letters easier for someone with a big reach.

EDITED: Internet video spraying aside, I thought this route really deserved a video, as it is very technical and even dynamic for someone with a normal wingspan. Mickey and Jordan seemed to run up it just fine, and skip all the smaller edges, but for us mere mortals there's a lot more pain and sequencing to finish... more >>


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak : Summit Blocks - West : Room With A View (5.11b)
By: Internet Hardman When: Apr 12, 2013

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Comments: Cant think of a more physical slab route around for miles...too bad its so short!


Location: CA : Central Coast : Hwy 166/Silly Rock : Owl Tor : Happy to be Here (5.11a)
By: Internet Hardman When: Feb 18, 2013

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Comments: Classic.


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak : Hidden Gully : ... : Photo
By: Internet Hardman When: Feb 14, 2013

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Comments: Nice Ballnutz


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak : True Summit Block : Mickey B Way (5.11d R)
By: Internet Hardman When: Jan 28, 2013

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Comments: Stack in the opening and find a big undercling. Deep cammed feet are the key. Fist and hands section is straightforward, but it's deep commiting jams with hands and ankles alike. Redpoint crux for me was moving from the hands section back to OW just before the horn. Exit section felt 5.8 and took good gear. Easy to preplace all but the final lip, no wide gear needed.



Location: CA : Central Coast : Hwy 33/Ojai : Sespe Gorge (Black Wall) : Roadside Cracks (5.10)
By: Internet Hardman When: Jan 1, 2013

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Comments: Fun cracks. Did the middle one today but the rock was still wet from the recent snow. Pretty sketchy when wet, both big blocks in the crack were moving fully and ready to come out if pulled on at all outward rendering gear useless and a belayer possibly smashed. They are seriously loose - better as a TR. Be Careful.


Location: CA : Central Coast : Hwy 33/Ojai : Sespe Gorge (Black Wall) : Glory Days (5.11)
By: Internet Hardman When: Aug 20, 2012

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Comments: There is a hanger on bolt 4 now, as well as 2 newer bolts at the anchor with rap links. Every move went static for me and im 5'8. Feet felt secure the whole way up. Fun route!


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak : P-Wall : Free For All (Variation) (5.11a)
By: Internet Hardman When: Jul 20, 2012

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Comments: Video or it didnt happen. : D


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak : Bishop Quarry : Photo
By: Internet Hardman When: Feb 26, 2012

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Comments: Steep .10


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak
By: Internet Hardman When: Jan 3, 2012

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Comments: Found a chalkbag today, off of the trail. If it's yours, message me and I will get it back to you. Please include brand and color so I know its yours : )


Location: CA : Central Coast : Hwy 166/Silly Rock : Owl Tor : Hell of the Upside Down Sin... (5.12b)
By: Internet Hardman When: Aug 2, 2011

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Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak : Cracked Wall : 2 Hour 2 Tecate Challenge (5.9)
By: Internet Hardman When: May 16, 2011

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Comments: Pizmoe and I:
Started at cracked wall, climbed 9 pitches to summit, rapped, climbed same 9 pitches again to summit. 1 hour 54 minutes. Kept the clock running from our first leader's step onto dirty rat's crack, to our second climber summiting the second time, start to finish.

2 tecate, 2 lap, 2 hour challenge.


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak : Cracked Wall : Burn Permit (5.10c/d)
By: Internet Hardman When: May 9, 2011

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Comments: (priapism is the first sign of spinal injury) but there is a pretty funny backstory.


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak : Cracked Wall : Burn Permit (5.10c/d)
By: Internet Hardman When: May 9, 2011

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Comments: Whatever I'm climbing that day is my favorite : )


Location: CA : Central Coast : San Luis Obispo : Bishop Peak : Cracked Wall : Burn Permit (5.10c/d)
By: Internet Hardman When: Apr 28, 2011

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Comments: My second favorite route...ever.


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